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cubsfan1060 · 08-05-2002, 10:04 PM

Stifel yourself!

DarleneIllyria · 08-06-2002, 12:26 AM

I can't remember the exact quote, but I think its from the episode where Beverly LaSalle gets killed. Edith is still very depressed that Bev was murdered. Gloria is trying to lighten up the mood a bit and tells the family about a woman she knows that just had surgery and everytime she sits down her mouth flies open. Archie reverses the quote and says something like, "Come on Edith, that was funny. Everytime the woman opens her mouth she has to sit down.". lol

Crimson and Clover · 08-08-2002, 02:05 PM

get out of the chair and

NicholasFlynn · 08-14-2002, 12:34 PM

The episode where Archie's niece and Lionel were dating and going dancing and when Archie found out after one of his takes of seeing the picture on the coffee table with them in it (thanks to the brilliance of Carroll O'Connor) yelled and screamed and said "If God wanted Blacks and Whites to dance together..." Meathead interrupted him by saying "He would've given us rhythm too!" That's a classic.

*Melissa* · 08-15-2002, 10:44 AM

I can't remember exactly how the quote went, but my favorite quote comes from the episode where Edith was going through the change. Archie told Edith he'd give her 5 minutes to hurry up and change. I wish I could remember how that went...

Bunker fan · 08-15-2002, 12:30 PM

"If you're gonna change you gotta do it right now, and I'm gonna give you just thirty seconds. So, C'mon, CHANGE!!!"

08-05-2002, 10:04 PM	#1
cubsfan1060 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 13, 2001 Location: Wrigleyville Posts: 302	What is your favorite Archie quote? Stifel yourself!

08-08-2002, 02:05 PM	#3
Crimson and Clover Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 09, 2002 Location: NC Posts: 17,345	get out of the chair and
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08-14-2002, 12:34 PM	#4
NicholasFlynn Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 07, 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 25	Best Quote The episode where Archie's niece and Lionel were dating and going dancing and when Archie found out after one of his takes of seeing the picture on the coffee table with them in it (thanks to the brilliance of Carroll O'Connor) yelled and screamed and said "If God wanted Blacks and Whites to dance together..." Meathead interrupted him by saying "He would've given us rhythm too!" That's a classic.

08-06-2002, 12:26 AM	#2
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	I can't remember the exact quote, but I think its from the episode where Beverly LaSalle gets killed. Edith is still very depressed that Bev was murdered. Gloria is trying to lighten up the mood a bit and tells the family about a woman she knows that just had surgery and everytime she sits down her mouth flies open. Archie reverses the quote and says something like, "Come on Edith, that was funny. Everytime the woman opens her mouth she has to sit down.". lol

08-15-2002, 10:44 AM	#5
Melissa Slayer Faith Senior Member Join Date: Oct 24, 2000 Location: I'll let you know when I find out... Posts: 1,820	I can't remember exactly how the quote went, but my favorite quote comes from the episode where Edith was going through the change. Archie told Edith he'd give her 5 minutes to hurry up and change. I wish I could remember how that went...

08-15-2002, 12:30 PM	#6
Bunker fan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 13, 2002 Location: Highland, IN Posts: 15	"If you're gonna change you gotta do it right now, and I'm gonna give you just thirty seconds. So, C'mon, CHANGE!!!"