The Entire Towns People Episode #10001

[Notorious]

Okay, me (Notorious), Burke Snow Winters, JT, and Demi Lynn Winters decided to do a soap opera spoof together. We wrote it on the top of our heads in an AIM chat room. Well, we've decided to post here. Here are the characters:

Kathryn and Quention Doremus, who live in a cottage at the bottom of the mountain in a cottage.

Valerie and Mark Hunters, who own the Hilldale Inn, which is on Hilldale Main Road. The restaurant attached to the Inn is called Hilldale Eatery. Valerie is a waitress there.

Drabe and Clairis Bobhinge, who live on top of the mountain, in there californian mansion. They have a cat named Rumple, and they have a border named Codi, he's a chick magnet.

Jillian and Victoria White, who live in the town. Jillian is Victoria's mother, who is insane, like Arnold's grandma on 'Hey Arnold!'. Victoria is sane, and always has to deal with her mom.

Here it is!
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The Entire Towns People Episode #10001

Scene 1, written by: Burke Snow Winters
INT. Doremus Cottage – Kitchen – Morning

[Kathryn sits, sipping a cup of coffee]

Kathryn: [Thinking] The label says black coffee…it isn't black. It's brown…those, those LIARS! How dare they lie about my coffee…how dare they?! [Cries] [Out loud] HOW DARE THEY?!

[Quentin Enters]

Kathryn: Hi honey.
Quentin: Kathryn we just saw each other 2 minutes ago.
Kathryn: So?
Quentin: Well you don't have to say hi to me!
Kathryn: [Starts Crying] Stop it Quentin! Stop it!
Quentin: What's wrong Kathryn?
Kathryn: Quentin…Quentin…my sister...April…is coming to visit!
Quentin: WHAT?!
Kathryn: You know April...the easy girl..the EXTRA nice girl
Quentin: Yeah I know she's easy.
Kathryn: How do you know?
Quentin: [Smiles Nervously] You don't want to know Kathryn.
Kathryn: [Stares at Quentin Innocently] Why not?
Quentin: [Stares at Her] Oh brother.

Scene 2, written by: JT
INT. Hilldale Eatery

[Val is putting tablecloths on the tables as Mark is sitting behind the counter doig paper work]

Mark: Deardrop, what's $3,000 x $2,000?
Val: It's $6,000, honeybee.
Mark: I knew that.
Val: Are you suuuuuuuure [she starts to walk up to counter]?
Mark: Yes.........I'm sure...........are you accusing me of being dyslexic?!?!?!?!
Val: No, its just that...........you've been acting........stupid lately............
Mark: STUPID!?!?!?! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!??!?!?!?!?

[people start coming in]

Val [through gritted teeth]: Not now, honeybee [fakes smile].
Mark: Well when do you want to discuss this?!?!??!
Val: Today, during Oprah.

Scene 3, written by: Notorious
INT. The Bobhinge Mansion – Kitchen

[Clairis is pouring a bottle of water into a bowl that reads RUMPLE. She puts it down by a cat. The GIRL cat turns her head away]

Clairis: But, Rumple. It's Evion!

[Drabe walks in]

Drabe: Hi Clairis.
Clairis: What's that supposed to mean?!
Drabe: Well....
Clairis: You're always pushing me around!
Drabe: I'm going to work.
Clairis: Yeah. Go run home to mommy!

[The Border, Codi walks in]

Codi[mysteriously]: Hello...Clairis.
Clairis: Oh, Codi!

[They begin to kiss madly]

Clairis: He'll kill us if he finds out!
Codi: No, we'll kill him.

[They begin to laugh]

Scene 4, written by: Demi Lynn Winters
INT- The White House - Jillian's room

(Victoria walks in with tea for Jillian)

Victoria: Mother I brought you some tea...
Jillian: Oh thank you Annie just leave it on the table
Victoria: I'm not Annie

(Jillian stares at Victoria and starts to laugh insanely)

Jillian: I'm sorry dear I just get things...confused
Victoria: It’s alright...

(Jillian starts to sing for no reason)

Victoria: (to herself) oh no not again
Jillian: Come servant we must run away before the wars reach the castle!
Victoria: Oh mother...

(Victoria walks out of the room)

Jillian: I am trapped! I AM TRAPPED!!!! I must escape!

To Be Continued…