A Honeymooners Easter:

[Frank Gannucci]

A Honeymooners Easter:

(Ralph meets up with Ed at Ed’s manhole cover for lunch.)

Ralph (yelling down the manhole): “NORTON! I’M HERE!”

(Ralph goes to sit down for lunch. Ed pops up in an Easter Bunny costume. Ralph turns around and gets scared.)

Ed: “Hahaha.”

Ralph: “What’s the matter with you?”

Ed: “Sorry Ralph. It’s Easter in a few days. I’m going to hand out eggs to kids I meet to and from work.”

Ralph: “I have been handing out eggs to kids on the bus. I have some kids throw eggs at me.”

Ed: “Maybe you should dress up as the Easter Bunny and give kids carrots. Then again, you may eat them.”

Ralph: “Oooooh, you’re a riot. Boy, I wish to be a kid again. Meeting with the Easter bunny.”

Ed: “Let’s participate in the contest in our building. Garrity is in the contest. The contest is who can hand out the most hard boiled Easter eggs wins a bowling ball.”

Ralph: “Let’s do it. There’s Garrity right there.” (Yells): “GARRITY, ME SND ED ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU IN THE CONTEST THIS SATURDAY AND WE WILL WIN. WE WONT HAVE EGGS ALL OVER OUR FACES.”

(Saturday night, Ralph & Ed come home. Ralph has literally eggs all over his face due to him, Ed and Garrity acting like babies.)

Ralph (yells): “WE LOST! I GOT A BIIIIG MOUTH.”

(A still dirty Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “The Miami Beach Easter’s are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT! HAPPY EASTER.”

(Crowd cheers.)