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Warm & Fuzzy · 07-26-2002, 08:05 PM

Just thought I'd share.

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A Tale With Three Morals

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story:

1 ) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.

2 ) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

3 ) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.

DarleneIllyria · 07-26-2002, 08:46 PM

lol- that was a cute story

ks · 07-26-2002, 08:53 PM

ks

InspectorExstead · 07-26-2002, 09:38 PM

that's funny.

FOLrocks1 · 07-26-2002, 09:39 PM

Jenny, you post some funny things!

Kay Scarpetta · 07-26-2002, 11:17 PM

cute!

Ewan's My Man · 07-26-2002, 11:29 PM

Penny Lane · 07-27-2002, 02:47 PM

Very Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Montana Ponine · 07-27-2002, 03:38 PM

LOL! I love it!

Dude111 · 10-03-2024, 08:53 PM

Wow thats a good story for thought isnt it??

Poor Birdy should have kept quiet until he could fly off!!!!

How could the kitty cat stand the smell???

07-26-2002, 08:05 PM	#1
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	A Story With Three Morals... funny stuff! Just thought I'd share. =========================================== A Tale With Three Morals A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! The morals of this story: 1 ) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy. 2 ) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. 3 ) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.
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07-26-2002, 08:53 PM	#3
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07-26-2002, 09:38 PM	#4
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07-26-2002, 09:39 PM	#5
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07-26-2002, 11:17 PM	#6
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	cute!
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07-26-2002, 08:46 PM	#2
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	lol- that was a cute story

07-26-2002, 11:29 PM	#7
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07-27-2002, 02:47 PM	#8
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,271	Very Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-27-2002, 03:38 PM	#9
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	LOL! I love it!

10-03-2024, 08:53 PM	#10
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,768	Wow thats a good story for thought isnt it?? Poor Birdy should have kept quiet until he could fly off!!!! How could the kitty cat stand the smell???