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07-26-2002, 09:43 AM
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Write an Alanis Morissette Song!
I found this site that generates songs in the Alanis style. All you have to do is fill in the blanks provided and presto, you have a song of screaming angst!!! Go here:
Alanis Song Generator I typed in a bunch of nonsensical words and got the following!  "Why" Rhinos, turds, cadavers Why God, Why? Turds, watermelons, mean people Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this blue horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mean people Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Lava lamps, rhinos, fleas Why God, Why? Mean people, fleas, cadavers Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mean people Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this blue misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mean people Like a Walt Whitman character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? |
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07-26-2002, 12:17 PM
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I never kenw my ex-David had so much power over me... lol
"Will to Live" I feel miserable Parties make me ill I feel miserable Gatherings tear at my foundations I feel miserable Social groups are dragging me down to the depths of misery I want to die Is it because of people that I feel this way? With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain? Or am I lost in tale of Edgar Allen Poe, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. David Broke My Will to Live David Broke My Will to Live David Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then David Broke My Will to Live I feel miserable Houses rot the flesh from my bones I feel miserable Banks defeat my purpose I feel miserable Tour buses are doing their best to impale my soul I want to die Is it because of people that I feel this way? With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain? Am I lost in tale of Edgar Allen Poe, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. David Broke My Will to Live David Broke My Will to Live Oh God, David Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then David Broke My Will to Live |
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07-26-2002, 01:24 PM
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"I Think"
I Think Quizzes are really a huge problem I Think Books are too much on my mind I Think Pencils have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a Red rain, beating down on me Like a Edgar Allen Poe line, which won't let go of my brain Like Alisha's ass, it is in my head Blame it on School Blame it on School Blame it on School I Think Tests are gonna drive us all crazy And Pens make me feel like a child I Think Teachers will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a Red rain, beating down on me Like a Edgar Allen Poe line, which won't let go of my brain Like Alisha's ass, it is in my head Blame it on School Blame it on School Blame it on School Like a Red rain, beating down on me Like Alisha's smile, cruel and cold Like Edgar Allen Poe's ass, it is in my head Blame it on School Blame it on School Blame it on School I knew that Teachers were bad!
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07-26-2002, 02:27 PM
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Shirley Manson!!!
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I LOVE ALANIS!!!!!
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WHY DO YOU LOVE ME? WHY DO YOU LOVE ME? WHY DO YOU LOVE ME? IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.  garbage
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07-26-2002, 04:58 PM
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Storms abrewin'...
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 That's a great verse up there! I'll have to try this out later but I gotta go eat dinner now. Seriously though, I like Alanis and this is kind of unfair to her....but amusing none the less. |
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07-26-2002, 05:15 PM
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This is about my old bitch teacher
Gray hair, being a bitch, hell Why God, Why? Being a bitch, , mrs mac Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this blue horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mrs mac Like a no1 character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? H, gray hair, Why God, Why? Mrs mac, , hell Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mrs mac Like a no1 character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this blue misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of mrs mac Like a no1 character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? |
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07-26-2002, 05:15 PM
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I like Alanis, although she's never quite managed to match the brilliance of 'Jagged Little Pill'.
"I Think" I Think tables are really a huge problem I Think alarms are too much on my mind I Think jumble sales have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a purple rain, beating down on me Like a homer simpson line, which won't let go of my brain Like santa claus's ass, it is in my head Blame it on dogs Blame it on dogs Blame it on dogs I Think puddles are gonna drive us all crazy And bananas make me feel like a child I Think gorillas will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a purple rain, beating down on me Like a homer simpson line, which won't let go of my brain Like santa claus's ass, it is in my head Blame it on dogs Blame it on dogs Blame it on dogs Like a purple rain, beating down on me Like santa claus's smile, cruel and cold Like homer simpson's ass, it is in my head Blame it on dogs Blame it on dogs Blame it on dogs |
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07-26-2002, 10:05 PM
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"I Think"
I Think libraries are really a huge problem I Think books are too much on my mind I Think friendships have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a Black rain, beating down on me Like a Emily Dickinson line, which won't let go of my brain Like 's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Annoying People Blame it on Annoying People Blame it on Annoying People I Think phone calls are gonna drive us all crazy And e-mails make me feel like a child I Think friends will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a Black rain, beating down on me Like a Emily Dickinson line, which won't let go of my brain Like 's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Annoying People Blame it on Annoying People Blame it on Annoying People Like a Black rain, beating down on me Like 's smile, cruel and cold Like Emily Dickinson's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Annoying People Blame it on Annoying People Blame it on Annoying People lol. |
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07-26-2002, 10:52 PM
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I heart rock stars!
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Lol!
"I Think" I Think Boy Bands are really a huge problem I Think Studios are too much on my mind I Think Justin Timberlake have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a Blue rain, beating down on me Like a line, which won't let go of my brain Like Jake's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Boy Bands Blame it on Boy Bands Blame it on Boy Bands I Think Boy Bands are gonna drive us all crazy And Nick Carter make me feel like a child I Think Dreamstreet will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a Blue rain, beating down on me Like a line, which won't let go of my brain Like Jake's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Boy Bands Blame it on Boy Bands Blame it on Boy Bands Like a Blue rain, beating down on me Like Jake's smile, cruel and cold Like 's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Boy Bands Blame it on Boy Bands Blame it on Boy Bands |
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07-26-2002, 10:58 PM
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Defy Gravity 8.26.05
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"Why" Kids, parents, friends Why God, Why? Parents, beer bottles, my life Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this pink horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of my life Like a Homer character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Cigaretts, kids, emotions Why God, Why? My life, emotions, friends Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this pink disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of my life Like a Homer character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this pink misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of my life Like a Homer character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? |
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07-26-2002, 11:39 PM
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I like Alanis too! I think she's a very gifted songwriter and storyteller! I hope no one thought I was dissing Alanis by posting the web site. It's just a bit of gentle ribbing that I'm sure Alanis would laugh at!!!
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07-27-2002, 01:06 PM
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07-21-2004, 04:59 AM
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This is kinda mean but I did it anyway....
P L E A S E D O N 'T B E O F F E N D E D "I Think" I Think ******* are really a huge problem I Think stupidatious things are too much on my mind I Think mushroom-colored rooms have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a teal rain, beating down on me Like a Holden McNeal line, which won't let go of my brain Like Amanda Marie LaNoce's ass, it is in my head Blame it on special ed Blame it on special ed Blame it on special ed I Think little girls are gonna drive us all crazy And ******** little boys make me feel like a child I Think ******* will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a teal rain, beating down on me Like a Holden McNeal line, which won't let go of my brain Like Amanda Marie LaNoce's ass, it is in my head Blame it on special ed Blame it on special ed Blame it on special ed Like a teal rain, beating down on me Like Amanda Marie LaNoce's smile, cruel and cold Like Holden McNeal's ass, it is in my head Blame it on special ed Blame it on special ed Blame it on special ed |
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07-21-2004, 05:16 AM
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"Will to Live"
I feel miserable Movies make me ill I feel miserable Films tear at my foundations I feel miserable Kiddie porn are dragging me down to the depths of misery I want to die Is it because of Dakota Fanning that I feel this way? With the teal rays of misery pounding on my brain? Or am I lost in tale of Jon Favreau, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live I feel miserable Bineries rot the flesh from my bones I feel miserable Bare feet defeat my purpose I feel miserable Little girls are doing their best to impale my soul I want to die Is it because of Dakota Fanning that I feel this way? With the teal rays of misery pounding on my brain? Am I lost in tale of Jon Favreau, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so. Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live Oh God, Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then Dakota Fanning Broke My Will to Live |
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07-21-2004, 02:39 PM
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"I Think"
I Think voices are really a huge problem I Think conversations are too much on my mind I Think attitudes have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a blueish-green rain, beating down on me Like a no one line, which won't let go of my brain Like no one's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Teenies Blame it on Teenies Blame it on Teenies I Think no brains are gonna drive us all crazy And ****s make me feel like a child I Think asses will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a blueish-green rain, beating down on me Like a no one line, which won't let go of my brain Like no one's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Teenies Blame it on Teenies Blame it on Teenies Like a blueish-green rain, beating down on me Like no one's smile, cruel and cold Like no one's ass, it is in my head Blame it on Teenies Blame it on Teenies Blame it on Teenies |
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