Tales of Worst First Date Fails /Worst Date fails? 🤣 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janice Johnson · 02-28-2022, 02:51 PM

A Woman said she met a cute guy on the train and they flirted and they got each other's numbers and made plans to eat at a Sushi Restaurant for their first official Date. At the Sushi Restaurant, he asked her why her last relationship failed. She responded,"We both mutually agreed that our relationship wasn't working. " He responded,"Maybe you should stop being a Bitch in your relationships! "

She was stunned and insulted, but decided to stay on the date.

The Sushi Restaurant bill was $80 for the two of them. She went to the bathroom, for real and not as an excuse to duck out on him and leave him with the bill.

When she was done with the bathroom, she returned to him and he implied he paid the bill and was rushing her to leave with him. She felt rushed but glad their Restaurant date was over.

They left the Restaurant and about a block away, their Waiter ran after them screaming something like,"You didn't pay the bill!" She was mortified and confused. They went back to the Restaurant and her date claimed he thought he paid but must have forgotten to pay after all. She asked him how he could he forget to pay?

He was like,"Um... He tried to pay with about three different Credit Cards that were all declined. He soon told the truth. His credit cards all ended up being maxed out and he was embarrassed, so his plan was to just dine and dash and hope the Waiter didn't catch on. The Woman was disgusted and mortified. She took out her working credit card and paid for both of their meals and apologized profusely to their Waiter.

After the dreaded date, she walked away from him very briskly, hoping to send him the signal she was over him and didn't want to date him anymore. He didn't get the hint and ran to her saying he liked her and their date and wanted a second date. She snapped at him and asked,"Where? The local dumpster?" He called her a Bitch again and just 30 seconds later changed gears and told her he liked her a lot promised her flowers and candy. She thought,"This guy's a psycho! She said,"I NEVER want to see you again. NEVER! He finally got the hint and they went their separate ways.

Caroline13 · 02-28-2022, 03:09 PM

oh good lord, people are desperate for a date.....when I was out amongst the maddening crowd of dating, a coffee was usually a first get together, not a sushi restaurant....yikes....

Where are people's brains and sense????

GentlemanJim · 02-28-2022, 05:02 PM

Now that guy was a complete idiot! This in fact has always been a "benchmark" if sorts for me. Any woman who will put raw fish in her mouth.... deserves encouragement, not scorn.

Caroline13 · 02-28-2022, 05:07 PM

oh brother, millions eat sushi....

GentlemanJim · 02-28-2022, 06:09 PM

Perhaps so, but EVERY date that I've taken to a sushi bar, ever, has turned out exactly as I'd hoped for.

Coincidence? perhaps.

Caroline13 · 02-28-2022, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GentlemanJim

Perhaps so, but EVERY date that I've taken to a sushi bar, ever, has turned out exactly as I'd hoped for.

Coincidence? perhaps.

Surprises me, you take a first date or every date to sushi bar. I'd love that to have happened in my life...never did. I take myself to sushi bars...

Theda Bara · 02-28-2022, 07:09 PM

The moment her date insinuated that she was a bitch in her relationships, I would ended that date right on the spot and just walked away. No women should put up with verbal abuse from a complete stranger.

The 'Fed Flags' were there the moment he insulted her that he probably has issues with opposite sex (or issues in general).

Janice Johnson · 02-28-2022, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Theda Bara

The moment her date insinuated that she was a bitch in her relationships, I would ended that date right on the spot and just walked away. No women should put up with verbal abuse from a complete stranger.

The 'Fed Flags' were there the moment he insulted her that he probably has issues with opposite sex (or issues in general).

I told my Coworker that tale too and she also said something like,"Oh hell no. Just no. The moment my Date called me a Bitch, I would have walked out then and there."

Theda Bara · 02-28-2022, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

I told my Coworker that take too and she also said something like,"Oh hell no. Just no. The moment my Date called me a Bitch, I would have walked out then and there."

I agree with your coworker. No one, both a man or a woman, should be talked to in that matter; it is just rude and disrespectful.

GentlemanJim · 02-28-2022, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Caroline13

Surprises me, you take a first date or every date to sushi bar. I'd love that to have happened in my life...never did. I take myself to sushi bars...

Could partly be that it likely was their first visit to a sushi bar, and the idea just put them in a "cast caution to the wind" frame of mind.

Of course, after raw fish,... they really can't say "sorry, but I'm saving myself"....either.

Wasn't anything that I premeditated, it was more just the opposite. Looking back at "what worked" vs what didn't

Or perhaps it was the saki?

GentlemanJim · 02-28-2022, 09:51 PM

Of course, that's just my side of it too. They might have had a "first date horror story" to tell as well?

"This guys asks me out to dinner, feeds me raw fish, and then you won't BELIEVE the things ..." etc

Janice Johnson · 02-28-2022, 10:40 PM

A woman said she and her date were trying to have sex and he was flaccid, so he begun screaming at his penis. .

She said it was awkward. I'll bet.

Janice Johnson · 03-01-2022, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Caroline13

oh good lord, people are desperate for a date.....when I was out amongst the maddening crowd of dating, a coffee was usually a first get together, not a sushi restaurant....yikes....

Where are people's brains and sense????

Paul Gonzalez was in the News for taking his Tinder and Plenty O Fish dates to expensive dinners at fancy Restaurants and then bailing on them after eating his expensive meal(s) leaving them to pay for BOTH of their meals. Sometimes, she'd be stuck with three meals. Her meal, and his two meals(he claimed he was a bodybuilder when his date questioned him ordering two meals. At least some Restaurant Owners/Management actually felt really bad for the ditched Woman and comped his bill completely or almost completely, like one Woman only had to pay for the wine he ordered and what she actually ordered.

On YouTube videos of his Exposes, Posters responded stuff like,"WHY were these Women going to fancy Restaurants on their first date with him? A first date should be a coffee and a doughnut at a Cafe, not fancy Restaurants. Fancy Restaurants should be more when you're in a more established relationship, like the 5th date, not the very first date."

Janice Johnson · 03-07-2022, 06:33 AM

I guess it's a good thing he took her with him when he did the dine and dash, right? That would have been a complete rude move to just run out the door when she went to the bathroom in my opinion. I guess the "Leave with me," was a bit endearing.

PracTz · 03-07-2022, 11:15 PM

I once knew someone whose blind date didn't say a WORD to him the entire date but DID sing and dance a storm with the band in the bar they went to. He wound up so frustrated that he dropped her off at her doorstep and let her walk herself to her front door without saying anything to her- not even 'good night'.

02-28-2022, 02:51 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,739	Tales of Worst First Date Fails /Worst Date fails? 🤣 A Woman said she met a cute guy on the train and they flirted and they got each other's numbers and made plans to eat at a Sushi Restaurant for their first official Date. At the Sushi Restaurant, he asked her why her last relationship failed. She responded,"We both mutually agreed that our relationship wasn't working. " He responded,"Maybe you should stop being a Bitch in your relationships! " She was stunned and insulted, but decided to stay on the date. The Sushi Restaurant bill was $80 for the two of them. She went to the bathroom, for real and not as an excuse to duck out on him and leave him with the bill. When she was done with the bathroom, she returned to him and he implied he paid the bill and was rushing her to leave with him. She felt rushed but glad their Restaurant date was over. They left the Restaurant and about a block away, their Waiter ran after them screaming something like,"You didn't pay the bill!" She was mortified and confused. They went back to the Restaurant and her date claimed he thought he paid but must have forgotten to pay after all. She asked him how he could he forget to pay? He was like,"Um... He tried to pay with about three different Credit Cards that were all declined. He soon told the truth. His credit cards all ended up being maxed out and he was embarrassed, so his plan was to just dine and dash and hope the Waiter didn't catch on. The Woman was disgusted and mortified. She took out her working credit card and paid for both of their meals and apologized profusely to their Waiter. After the dreaded date, she walked away from him very briskly, hoping to send him the signal she was over him and didn't want to date him anymore. He didn't get the hint and ran to her saying he liked her and their date and wanted a second date. She snapped at him and asked,"Where? The local dumpster?" He called her a Bitch again and just 30 seconds later changed gears and told her he liked her a lot promised her flowers and candy. She thought,"This guy's a psycho! She said,"I NEVER want to see you again. NEVER! He finally got the hint and they went their separate ways.

02-28-2022, 03:09 PM	#2
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	oh good lord, people are desperate for a date.....when I was out amongst the maddening crowd of dating, a coffee was usually a first get together, not a sushi restaurant....yikes.... Where are people's brains and sense????
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02-28-2022, 05:02 PM	#3
GentlemanJim Concerns, Support, & Feedback Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 26, 2019 Location: The back country Posts: 5,443	Now that guy was a complete idiot! This in fact has always been a "benchmark" if sorts for me. Any woman who will put raw fish in her mouth.... deserves encouragement, not scorn.
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02-28-2022, 05:07 PM	#4
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	oh brother, millions eat sushi....

02-28-2022, 06:09 PM	#5
GentlemanJim Concerns, Support, & Feedback Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 26, 2019 Location: The back country Posts: 5,443	Perhaps so, but EVERY date that I've taken to a sushi bar, ever, has turned out exactly as I'd hoped for. Coincidence? perhaps.

02-28-2022, 07:09 PM	#7
Theda Bara Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 27, 2006 Posts: 7,154	The moment her date insinuated that she was a bitch in her relationships, I would ended that date right on the spot and just walked away. No women should put up with verbal abuse from a complete stranger. The 'Fed Flags' were there the moment he insulted her that he probably has issues with opposite sex (or issues in general).

02-28-2022, 09:51 PM	#11
GentlemanJim Concerns, Support, & Feedback Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 26, 2019 Location: The back country Posts: 5,443	Of course, that's just my side of it too. They might have had a "first date horror story" to tell as well? "This guys asks me out to dinner, feeds me raw fish, and then you won't BELIEVE the things ..." etc

02-28-2022, 10:40 PM	#12
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,739	A woman said she and her date were trying to have sex and he was flaccid, so he begun screaming at his penis. . She said it was awkward. I'll bet.

03-07-2022, 06:33 AM	#14
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,739	I guess it's a good thing he took her with him when he did the dine and dash, right? That would have been a complete rude move to just run out the door when she went to the bathroom in my opinion. I guess the "Leave with me," was a bit endearing.

03-07-2022, 11:15 PM	#15
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	I once knew someone whose blind date didn't say a WORD to him the entire date but DID sing and dance a storm with the band in the bar they went to. He wound up so frustrated that he dropped her off at her doorstep and let her walk herself to her front door without saying anything to her- not even 'good night'.