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Ohio8 · 02-25-2022, 08:07 PM

Henry: "Where's Sarah tonight?"
Jackie: "Where she always is. Out on a date."

Jackie: "Even when I was in circulation I wasn't in circulation."

Sarah: "I'm sorry, Jackie, I can't help it if guys call me."

Muriel: "I vacuum once a week."

Sarah: "She said 'I don't need your rejects'."

Henry: "She's lonely, not crazy."

Jackie: "I'm getting breast implants."

Henry: "Altering your body is serious business."

Henry: (to Jackie)"God made you the way you are; you have no right to change that."

Jackie: "I'm glad I have a family who believes in me..."

Ohio8 · 02-25-2022, 08:53 PM

Henry: "I just don't trust an accountant who has a fire in his office every April 14th."

Ohio8 · 02-25-2022, 08:55 PM

(First line of the series.)
Henry: (to alarm clock)"You wait."

MA · 02-26-2022, 04:07 PM

Monroe Ficus:
Well, the big one did break my beeper.

Inspector Moffit:
She broke your what?

Henry Rush:
Part of his equipment!

Ohio8 · 03-11-2022, 12:34 AM

Muriel: "Henry, would you like some coffee?"
Henry: "Not at my age."

Henry: "You know what this means, Muriel? There's a naked maniac running around out there with the keys to our lives."

Henry: "They must be taught values like honesty, integrity and courage."

Arthur Wainwright: "Well, I saw that show. She's lucky her purse was stolen."

Ohio8 · 04-10-2022, 11:21 PM

Muriel: "I've got the queen, the court, and the court fool."

Henry: "The only strange person I talk to is Monroe."

Muriel: (to Henry)"Well, I'm out of film and you're out of control."

Henry: "I've always been a man of the sea, ever since I was in the navy."

Monroe: "Maybe she lied about her measurements."

Henry: "You belong under a tank."

AB · 04-11-2022, 07:32 PM

Henry: "Monroe, you idiot!"

AB · 04-12-2022, 05:42 PM

Monroe & Henry:

MA · 07-12-2025, 07:57 AM

Henry Rush: Monroe, those two women abducted you, didn't they? They blindfolded you and forced you to go with them, didn't they? And then they... they... they...
Monroe Ficus: They sure did.

02-25-2022, 08:07 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Henry: "Where's Sarah tonight?" Jackie: "Where she always is. Out on a date." Jackie: "Even when I was in circulation I wasn't in circulation." Sarah: "I'm sorry, Jackie, I can't help it if guys call me." Muriel: "I vacuum once a week." Sarah: "She said 'I don't need your rejects'." Henry: "She's lonely, not crazy." Jackie: "I'm getting breast implants." Henry: "Altering your body is serious business." Henry: (to Jackie)"God made you the way you are; you have no right to change that." Jackie: "I'm glad I have a family who believes in me..."
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02-25-2022, 08:53 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Henry: "I just don't trust an accountant who has a fire in his office every April 14th."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 03-11-2022 at 12:29 AM.

02-26-2022, 04:07 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Monroe Ficus: Well, the big one did break my beeper. Inspector Moffit: She broke your what? Henry Rush: Part of his equipment!
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04-12-2022, 05:42 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Monroe & Henry: Attached Images

02-25-2022, 08:55 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(First line of the series.) Henry: (to alarm clock)"You wait."

03-11-2022, 12:34 AM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Muriel: "Henry, would you like some coffee?" Henry: "Not at my age." Henry: "You know what this means, Muriel? There's a naked maniac running around out there with the keys to our lives." Henry: "They must be taught values like honesty, integrity and courage." Arthur Wainwright: "Well, I saw that show. She's lucky her purse was stolen."

04-10-2022, 11:21 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Muriel: "I've got the queen, the court, and the court fool." Henry: "The only strange person I talk to is Monroe." Muriel: (to Henry)"Well, I'm out of film and you're out of control." Henry: "I've always been a man of the sea, ever since I was in the navy." Monroe: "Maybe she lied about her measurements." Henry: "You belong under a tank."

04-11-2022, 07:32 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Henry: "Monroe, you idiot!"

07-12-2025, 07:57 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Henry Rush: Monroe, those two women abducted you, didn't they? They blindfolded you and forced you to go with them, didn't they? And then they... they... they... Monroe Ficus: They sure did.