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02-18-2022, 09:08 AM
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A Honeymooners President’s Day:
A Honeymooners President’s Day:
(Ralph & Ed are playing cards.) Ralph: “I heard that our President, Joe Biden’s job approval rating has hit a new low.” Ed: “Lower than the sewer?” Ralph: “Yes. After he made our troops leave Afghanistan after 20 years and caused those lousy bum terrorists to cone back, the troops are mad.” Ed: “So am I. Imagine what other Presidents, George Washington and Abe Lincoln are thinking.” Ralph: “They are probably rolling their eyes at him.” Ed: “He is probably having a lousy President’s Day.” Ralph: “Wouldn’t surprise me. The President is the leader of the free world. He is lousy.” Ed: “I wonder what eight years of him being in that office will due to him considering he is in his 80s.” Ralph: “The President has got a tough job.” (They both sing a song about the President having a tough job.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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