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Ohio8 · 02-13-2022, 01:10 AM

Jim Rockford: "Well, you can't shoot what you can't see."

AB · 02-13-2022, 07:50 PM

Jim: [right before the guy hits him] "You gotta be one of the dumbest looking apes I ever saw."

MA · 04-09-2022, 11:13 AM

Beth Davenport:
And Jim, try to be nice.

Jim Rockford:
Are you kidding? You don't mouth off to anything that big. He looks like 190 pounds of gristle.

Ohio8 · 10-11-2023, 12:02 AM

Jim: "He's down at the county icebox."

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-11-2023, 02:40 AM

You know, Rockford,
for a guy who's such
a stickler for details,
you play very sloppy ball.

MA · 07-11-2025, 07:37 AM

[first lines]
Jim Rockford: [telephone answering machine] This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
Beth Davenport: Jim, it's Beth. You have the vet's number, the flea collar, and extra litter. One thing I forgot. Keep him away from other cats. He's not very discriminating.

02-13-2022, 01:10 AM	#1
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02-13-2022, 07:50 PM	#2
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04-09-2022, 11:13 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,215	Beth Davenport: And Jim, try to be nice. Jim Rockford: Are you kidding? You don't mouth off to anything that big. He looks like 190 pounds of gristle.
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10-11-2023, 12:02 AM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Jim: "He's down at the county icebox."

10-11-2023, 02:40 AM	#5
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,506	You know, Rockford, for a guy who's such a stickler for details, you play very sloppy ball.

07-11-2025, 07:37 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,215	[first lines] Jim Rockford: [telephone answering machine] This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you. Beth Davenport: Jim, it's Beth. You have the vet's number, the flea collar, and extra litter. One thing I forgot. Keep him away from other cats. He's not very discriminating.