I know, I know-bad idea. But given the networks track record I wouldn't be surprised if a network attempts it, so if they did who would you cast?
I think Goldie Hawn would make a good Hot Lips, Steve Martin would be good as Col. Blake or Hawkeye and Kelsey Grammer would make a good Charles.
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."