What if Andy and Barney went to Dodge City?

[Dan]

What if Andy was the Marshall in Dodge, Barney was his deputy in Dodge, Matt Dillon and Festus take over in Mayberry. That would be pretty funny to watch actually. Here are a few things that I think might happen if the roles were reversed.

1. The population in Mayberry would drop by half. While Barney gave Jaywalking tickets, Matt Dillon would just shoot them.

2. Otis would be the first one to take a bullet from Matt.

3. Matt hears a noise late at night, Rest in Peace Aunt Bee.

4. Moonshining is no longer illegal. Matt and Festus spent most of their time in a bar anyway.

5. Ben Weaver shot dead in the back for stealing a bench.

6. Opie grows up, forms his own gang, they rob banks, Matt shoots him dead.

7. The rest of Mayberry that's still living leave Mayberry because between Festus and Goober, they can't stand all the stupidity.

8. Meanwhile, at Andy and Barney's first day in Dodge, Andy Taylor dead with a gunshot wound to the back. Barney Fife dead, 1 Gunshot wound to the chest and 1 gunshot wound to the foot. He shot himself in the foot.

9. Dodge is taken over by outlaws and crooks cause the lawmen are dead, Mayberry, population: 3-- Matt, Festus, and Goober.

OK, thats enough for now. Maybe someone else knows some other lawmen Andy and Barney could trade places with and have better luck.