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MrCleveland · 01-24-2022, 06:56 PM

With the death of Betty White and Louis Anderson...I think it'd be best to have a Sitcom Family Feud episode...

Announcer: It's time once again for Sitcom Family Feud! And here is your host...Richard Dawson!

Richard Dawson enters

Richard: Hello once again to Sitcom Family Feud, I'm your host Richard Dawson and again, from Bertstown...The Warners!

The Warners enter.

Richard: So Tony...I hear you're back on the market again!

Tony: Yep...no more ball-and-chain for me!

Richard: And here we have the ball-and-chain...I mean...Helen Warner.

Richard hugs Helen

Helen: Thanks Richard...I needed that!

Richard: Are you okay?

Helen: I am...here's my new boyfriend Paulo Ronaldo.

Richard: I hopy you're not upset that I hugged Helen.

Paulo: Nao...I'm from Brasil and it's a land that has free love. We are planning on getting married.

Richard: Well...now we go to James-Paul Warner...

Paul: I hate winter!

Richard: Looks like nothing is happening in your life, let's see what Dustin is doing...

Dustin: I still live with my dad...we have no utilities.

Richard: Why not?

Dustin: My dad provides some things like a generator and water from the pool.

Richard: Remind me to NOT come to your house. We now have Margaret.

Margaret: Well...this spring we're going to Disney World.

Richard: That sounds like a trip...finally...we have John-Paul Warner!

John: I'm about to run for The House of Represenatives this year. I have some background as mayor.

Richard: Okay then...let's bring-out the cast of The Mary Tyler Moore Show!

The cast of Mary Tyler Moore Show enter.

Richard: You must be Mary Richards.

Richard hugs Mary

Richard: So I see you moved to Minnesota for a better life.

Mary: I did Richard...the marriage wasn't working, so I moved for a better life.

Richard: Was your husband named Ron?

Mary: Oh no!

Richard: Here, we have Lou Grant.

Lou: Hi, Rick.

Richard: So, how long have you worked at WJM?

Lou: Since they opened! Like Mary, you have spunk!

Tony laughs

Lou: What's so funny?

Tony: You know what spunk means?

Lou: Yes...and I hate spunk!

Richard: Don't mind Tony...he makes everything dirty! Next, we have Murray Slaughter.

Richard shakes Murray's hand

Richard: You work as a story writer for WJM.

Murray: Yes...I also have a family. We adopted a child from Vietnam.

Richard: Sounds like you have it made...next, we have Ted Baxter.

Ted: Yes...

Richard: As an anchorman, is it true you have a son named Evan who's an anchorman in Buffalo?

Ted: This is true...he even got tortured by a guy named Bruce Nolan! Luckily, they buried the hatchet.

Richard: Next, we have Rhoda Morgenstern

Richard hugs Rhoda

Richard: So Rhoda, you make dresses?

Rhoda: I do...here's a dress that came from a 1910's Vogue magazine done by Helen Dryden.

Rhoda shows a vintage-style dress.

Richard: That's a lively dress...my ex-wife may like it. Next, we have Phylis Linstrom

Richard tries to hug Phylis, but she resists.

Phylis: I'm sorry, but I don't accept hugs!

Richard: I hear you are part of the Women's Liberation Front.

Phylis: I even support the Justice for George Floyd...

Richard: Look...this is a game show, I believe you all are stressed-out with what is going on in The Twin Cities...finally...we have Sue Ann Nivens.

Richard hugs Sue

Sue-Ann: Richard...It's great to meet you!

Richard: I hear you have a part called The Happy Homemaker.

Sue-Ann: I do...I may even get a national show.

Richard: Okay...let's begin the feud!

Richard goes to his podium as Tony and Mary arrive and they shake hands.

Richard: We surveyed 100 people and got 9 answers...now...Name Something You See In A Newsroom.

Tony Buzzes In

Tony: Sexy Newscasters!

Richard: Do you ever watch the news?

Tony: Only if there's sexy newscasters.

Phylis: Pig!

Tony: *****!

Richard: Stop It! I've been on Hogan's Heros, so I can kick major butt!

Tony: Really?

Richard: Don't toy with me...but...are there any neescasters that are lovely?

20 people said Anchorman/Anchorwoman. This is the #2 answer.

Tony: Freakin' Awesome!

Richard: Now there's one answer above you. Mary...Name Something That's in a Newsroom.

Mary: News Reporte

Richard: Sounds good...is that the #1 answer?

25 people said News Reporters, it's the #1 answer.

Richard: So...will you play or pass?

Mary: We're playing.

Tony: And I passed! Here's some warmth fot you, Minnesota!

Richard: Okay...Lou...Name Something that's in a Newsroom.

Lou: I could say spunk, but...I see typewriters and computers.

Richard: Do we see computers and typewriters in a newsroom?

2 people say typewriters/computers, it's the #9 answer.

Richard: Murray...name something found in a newsroom.

Murray: I see papers all over the place.

Richard: Are there papers all over the place?

3 people said scripts, it's the #8 answer

Richard: Ted...name something seen in a newsroom.

Ted: Cameras, of course!

Richard: Are there any cameras in a newsroom?

15 people said cameras, it's the #3 answer.

Richard: Okay...Rhoda...name something in a newsroom.

Rhoda: I was at WJM once, so...microphones.

Richard: Do we have microphones in a newsroom?

12 people say microphone, it's the #4 answer

Richard: Phylis...name something that's in a newsroom.

Phylis: Sexism!

Richard: That can be found anywhere...but...is it there?

BUZZ

Phylis: That's Sexist!

Richard heads toward the Bertstown podium

Richard: Okay Warners...name something seen in a newsroom.

The Warners debate what the steal answer would be

Paul: Would You All Just Listen To Me For A Second? I work in this industry...I see a sound board in a newsroom!

Tony: I know the answer and it's...a greenscreen!

Richad: So...is there a greenscreen in the newsroom?

5 people said Greenscreen...it's the #7 answer.

Richard: What's the #6 answer?

8 people said sound board.

Richard: I'm sorry, but you must leave.

Sue-Ann: Well Richard...I'm sorry that you didn't ask me for an answer.

Richard: Sue-Ann...you really are a lady!

Sue-Ann: Now I join Sitcom Heaven...I'll even meet with Rose from The Golden Girls and Danny Tanner...who's now with his wife, Pamela. And...here's another hug for you, Richard.

Sue-Ann hugs Richatd

Sue-Ann: See You Soon...

Sue-Ann Leaves

Richard: Well...I hear Louis Anderson is on the other side too...so...who gets to play the fast-money round?

Everyone but Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is!...

Paul walks toward Richard Dawson, but Louis Anderson arrives.

Louis: Ricky...why are you the host of Sitcom Family Feud?

Richard: I was the first host, so...

Ray Combs enters

Ray: I was the second host...why am I not hosting?

Richard: Because everyone knows me more.

Richard, Ray, and Lois start to fight.

Paul: What about the fast-money round?

Richard: Your Family gets $20,000! Now if you'll excuse me...I gotta show what I learned from Hogan's Heroes! That's it for Sitcom Family Feud! I'm Richard Dawson...and if I win, I'll be the host!

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MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,222	Sitcom Family Feud...Mary Tyler Moore Show With the death of Betty White and Louis Anderson...I think it'd be best to have a Sitcom Family Feud episode... Announcer: It's time once again for Sitcom Family Feud! And here is your host...Richard Dawson! Richard Dawson enters Richard: Hello once again to Sitcom Family Feud, I'm your host Richard Dawson and again, from Bertstown...The Warners! The Warners enter. Richard: So Tony...I hear you're back on the market again! Tony: Yep...no more ball-and-chain for me! Richard: And here we have the ball-and-chain...I mean...Helen Warner. Richard hugs Helen Helen: Thanks Richard...I needed that! Richard: Are you okay? Helen: I am...here's my new boyfriend Paulo Ronaldo. Richard: I hopy you're not upset that I hugged Helen. Paulo: Nao...I'm from Brasil and it's a land that has free love. We are planning on getting married. Richard: Well...now we go to James-Paul Warner... Paul: I hate winter! Richard: Looks like nothing is happening in your life, let's see what Dustin is doing... Dustin: I still live with my dad...we have no utilities. Richard: Why not? Dustin: My dad provides some things like a generator and water from the pool. Richard: Remind me to NOT come to your house. We now have Margaret. Margaret: Well...this spring we're going to Disney World. Richard: That sounds like a trip...finally...we have John-Paul Warner! John: I'm about to run for The House of Represenatives this year. I have some background as mayor. Richard: Okay then...let's bring-out the cast of The Mary Tyler Moore Show! The cast of Mary Tyler Moore Show enter. Richard: You must be Mary Richards. Richard hugs Mary Richard: So I see you moved to Minnesota for a better life. Mary: I did Richard...the marriage wasn't working, so I moved for a better life. Richard: Was your husband named Ron? Mary: Oh no! Richard: Here, we have Lou Grant. Lou: Hi, Rick. Richard: So, how long have you worked at WJM? Lou: Since they opened! Like Mary, you have spunk! Tony laughs Lou: What's so funny? Tony: You know what spunk means? Lou: Yes...and I hate spunk! Richard: Don't mind Tony...he makes everything dirty! Next, we have Murray Slaughter. Richard shakes Murray's hand Richard: You work as a story writer for WJM. Murray: Yes...I also have a family. We adopted a child from Vietnam. Richard: Sounds like you have it made...next, we have Ted Baxter. Ted: Yes... Richard: As an anchorman, is it true you have a son named Evan who's an anchorman in Buffalo? Ted: This is true...he even got tortured by a guy named Bruce Nolan! Luckily, they buried the hatchet. Richard: Next, we have Rhoda Morgenstern Richard hugs Rhoda Richard: So Rhoda, you make dresses? Rhoda: I do...here's a dress that came from a 1910's Vogue magazine done by Helen Dryden. Rhoda shows a vintage-style dress. Richard: That's a lively dress...my ex-wife may like it. Next, we have Phylis Linstrom Richard tries to hug Phylis, but she resists. Phylis: I'm sorry, but I don't accept hugs! Richard: I hear you are part of the Women's Liberation Front. Phylis: I even support the Justice for George Floyd... Richard: Look...this is a game show, I believe you all are stressed-out with what is going on in The Twin Cities...finally...we have Sue Ann Nivens. Richard hugs Sue Sue-Ann: Richard...It's great to meet you! Richard: I hear you have a part called The Happy Homemaker. Sue-Ann: I do...I may even get a national show. Richard: Okay...let's begin the feud! Richard goes to his podium as Tony and Mary arrive and they shake hands. Richard: We surveyed 100 people and got 9 answers...now...Name Something You See In A Newsroom. Tony Buzzes In Tony: Sexy Newscasters! Richard: Do you ever watch the news? Tony: Only if there's sexy newscasters. Phylis: Pig! Tony: ****! Richard: Stop It! I've been on Hogan's Heros, so I can kick major butt! Tony: Really? Richard: Don't toy with me...but...are there any neescasters that are lovely? 20 people said Anchorman/Anchorwoman. This is the #2 answer. Tony: Freakin' Awesome! Richard: Now there's one answer above you. Mary...Name Something That's in a Newsroom. Mary: News Reporte Richard: Sounds good...is that the #1 answer? 25 people said News Reporters, it's the #1 answer. Richard: So...will you play or pass? Mary: We're playing. Tony: And I passed! Here's some warmth fot you, Minnesota! Richard: Okay...Lou...Name Something that's in a Newsroom. Lou: I could say spunk, but...I see typewriters and computers. Richard: Do we see computers and typewriters in a newsroom? 2 people say typewriters/computers, it's the #9 answer. Richard: Murray...name something found in a newsroom. Murray: I see papers all over the place. Richard: Are there papers all over the place? 3 people said scripts, it's the #8 answer* Richard: Ted...name something seen in a newsroom. Ted: Cameras, of course! Richard: Are there any cameras in a newsroom? 15 people said cameras, it's the #3 answer. Richard: Okay...Rhoda...name something in a newsroom. Rhoda: I was at WJM once, so...microphones. Richard: Do we have microphones in a newsroom? 12 people say microphone, it's the #4 answer Richard: Phylis...name something that's in a newsroom. Phylis: Sexism! Richard: That can be found anywhere...but...is it there? BUZZ Phylis: That's Sexist! Richard heads toward the Bertstown podium Richard: Okay Warners...name something seen in a newsroom. The Warners debate what the steal answer would be Paul: Would You All Just Listen To Me For A Second? I work in this industry...I see a sound board in a newsroom! Tony: I know the answer and it's...a greenscreen! Richad: So...is there a greenscreen in the newsroom? 5 people said Greenscreen...it's the #7 answer. Richard: What's the #6 answer? 8 people said sound board. Richard: I'm sorry, but you must leave. Sue-Ann: Well Richard...I'm sorry that you didn't ask me for an answer. Richard: Sue-Ann...you really are a lady! Sue-Ann: Now I join Sitcom Heaven...I'll even meet with Rose from The Golden Girls and Danny Tanner...who's now with his wife, Pamela. And...here's another hug for you, Richard. Sue-Ann hugs Richatd Sue-Ann: See You Soon... Sue-Ann Leaves Richard: Well...I hear Louis Anderson is on the other side too...so...who gets to play the fast-money round? Everyone but Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is!... Paul walks toward Richard Dawson, but Louis Anderson arrives. Louis: Ricky...why are you the host of Sitcom Family Feud? Richard: I was the first host, so... Ray Combs enters Ray: I was the second host...why am I not hosting? Richard: Because everyone knows me more. Richard, Ray, and Lois start to fight. Paul: What about the fast-money round? Richard: Your Family gets $20,000! Now if you'll excuse me...I gotta show what I learned from Hogan's Heroes! That's it for Sitcom Family Feud! I'm Richard Dawson...and if I win, I'll be the host!
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