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Ohio8 · 01-14-2022, 07:22 PM

(First line of the series.)
Murray: (on phone)"Operator, why did you cut me off? My party had me on hold."

sm95fan · 01-14-2022, 11:13 PM

From Break A Leg, Stephanie

Billie: Barbra Streisand was a nice sweet Jewish girl
Arch: Barbra Streisand was never Jewish
Billie: How do you know that?
Arch: If she was Jewish she would have had a nose job

MA · 01-22-2022, 07:20 AM

Archie Bunker: [about Barney's paycheck] God, we can't take no four dollars out of a pathetic check like that. That's your weekly pay? That's terrible. Geez, your boss must be an awful theif there. That's the same as I give my illegals out in the kitchen.

sm95fan · 01-22-2022, 12:24 PM

Stephanie: Can you just hand me the lip gloss from the medicine cabinet
Archie: Aint you never learned to ask for things politely
Stephanie: Can you please hand me the lip gloss from the medicine cabinet
Archie: No, lip gloss is for tramps

sm95fan · 01-24-2022, 12:17 AM

Arch: You can't leave the house wearing them things
Billie: What, I'm wearing jeans
Arch: I know what they are. I've seen them on TV there, with the kid bending over double backwards in her Melvin Kleins.

sm95fan · 01-30-2022, 01:38 AM

Arch: What is a Billie Bunker?

sm95fan · 01-30-2022, 11:11 PM

Stephanie: Why are relationships so complicated?
Arch: Because people are in them and people are screw balls

DJM77 · 01-31-2022, 08:35 PM

Drunk Unattractive Woman: Hey, you know me!
Archie: Of course, I know you. You're B.O. Derek.

sm95fan · 02-25-2022, 12:17 AM

Arch: That's okay there Rafeather
Heather: It's Heather
Arch: Whatever

Ohio8 · 05-05-2024, 07:20 PM

Archie: "What a show off."

Gary: "Bunker, how do you expect to deduct your National Enquirer subscription as a medical expense?"
Archie: "Why the hell not?"

MA · 05-05-2025, 09:00 AM

Estelle Harris: What can he do for her now? He's a totally uneducated man!
Judge Sean McGuire: Mrs. Harris, my father was an ignorant laborer and he drank too much and I became a judge. I raised two daughters. One is an attorney and the other dropped out of high school and is handing out flowers at the airport. We all do the best we can. And I'm sure Mr. Bunker will do OK!

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-05-2025, 01:50 PM

It's gonna take her
a half an hour to get here,
even if she hops in a cab.

That woman travels by broom.

MA · 05-07-2025, 08:12 AM

Sammy Davis, Jr.: You're Archie Bunker's niece and you're Jewish?
Stephanie Mills: It's a long story.
Sammy Davis, Jr.: I got no place to go. You tell it to me.

01-14-2022, 07:22 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes (First line of the series.) Murray: (on phone)"Operator, why did you cut me off? My party had me on hold."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

01-22-2022, 07:20 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Archie Bunker: [about Barney's paycheck] God, we can't take no four dollars out of a pathetic check like that. That's your weekly pay? That's terrible. Geez, your boss must be an awful theif there. That's the same as I give my illegals out in the kitchen.
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

01-31-2022, 08:35 PM	#8
DJM77 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 5,553	Drunk Unattractive Woman: Hey, you know me! Archie: Of course, I know you. You're B.O. Derek.
	__________________ Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag. Abe: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri!

01-14-2022, 11:13 PM	#2
sm95fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 07, 2021 Location: Las Lunas Posts: 1,880	From Break A Leg, Stephanie Billie: Barbra Streisand was a nice sweet Jewish girl Arch: Barbra Streisand was never Jewish Billie: How do you know that? Arch: If she was Jewish she would have had a nose job

01-22-2022, 12:24 PM	#4
sm95fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 07, 2021 Location: Las Lunas Posts: 1,880	Stephanie: Can you just hand me the lip gloss from the medicine cabinet Archie: Aint you never learned to ask for things politely Stephanie: Can you please hand me the lip gloss from the medicine cabinet Archie: No, lip gloss is for tramps

01-24-2022, 12:17 AM	#5
sm95fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 07, 2021 Location: Las Lunas Posts: 1,880	Arch: You can't leave the house wearing them things Billie: What, I'm wearing jeans Arch: I know what they are. I've seen them on TV there, with the kid bending over double backwards in her Melvin Kleins.

01-30-2022, 01:38 AM	#6
sm95fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 07, 2021 Location: Las Lunas Posts: 1,880	Arch: What is a Billie Bunker?

01-30-2022, 11:11 PM	#7
sm95fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 07, 2021 Location: Las Lunas Posts: 1,880	Stephanie: Why are relationships so complicated? Arch: Because people are in them and people are screw balls

02-25-2022, 12:17 AM	#9
sm95fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 07, 2021 Location: Las Lunas Posts: 1,880	Arch: That's okay there Rafeather Heather: It's Heather Arch: Whatever

05-05-2024, 07:20 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Archie: "What a show off." Gary: "Bunker, how do you expect to deduct your National Enquirer subscription as a medical expense?" Archie: "Why the hell not?"

05-05-2025, 09:00 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Estelle Harris: What can he do for her now? He's a totally uneducated man! Judge Sean McGuire: Mrs. Harris, my father was an ignorant laborer and he drank too much and I became a judge. I raised two daughters. One is an attorney and the other dropped out of high school and is handing out flowers at the airport. We all do the best we can. And I'm sure Mr. Bunker will do OK!

05-05-2025, 01:50 PM	#12
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	It's gonna take her a half an hour to get here, even if she hops in a cab. That woman travels by broom.

05-07-2025, 08:12 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Sammy Davis, Jr.: You're Archie Bunker's niece and you're Jewish? Stephanie Mills: It's a long story. Sammy Davis, Jr.: I got no place to go. You tell it to me.