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01-14-2022, 08:28 AM
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A Honeymooners MLK Day:
A Honeymooners MLK Day:
(Ralph & Ed are in a bookstore.) Ed: “Hey Ralph, isn’t it a coincidence that the two newest holidays that we have have ties to blacks?” Ralph: “Yes, it certainly is. I wonder what Dr. King would have to say.” Ed: “I wonder. I think if he wasn’t what he was, he would probably be President.” Ralph: “Maybe you are right Ed. Barack Obama would be proud.” Ed: “Just like everyone else is. I even sent a letter to him asking if he wanted to be a Raccoon.” Ralph: “He would make a great one. Just like MLK would. I would be in awe of their appearance.” Ed: “And than you would faint due to heart attack because of your weight.” (Ralph slams his book down.) Ralph (yells): “OK NORTON. PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP! LETS GO.” (Security comes by and kicks them out.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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