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Frank Gannucci · 12-28-2021, 08:27 AM

An I Love Lucy New Year’s Eve:

(Lucy is running after Ricky all over the house.)

Ricky: “For the last time Lucy, you can not be in my New Year’s Eve Show at the Club Babalu.”

Lucy: “But Ricky, I’m so talented.”

Ricky: “You? Talented? Ha.”

Lucy: “Lots of people will want to see me ring in 2022. I bet Ryan Seacrest would.”

Ricky: “Lucy, Ryan Seacrest could not care less. For the last time, you CAN’T be in the show…and that’s final.”

(Ricky leaves. Lucy calls Ethel on the phone.)

Lucy: “Ethel, please come over. I need your help. I’m going to be in Ricky’s New Year’s Eve Show if it’s the last thing I do.”

Ethel (over the phone): “If you do, that WILL BE the last thing you do.”

Lucy: “I know the place where they sell those revealing costumes. Come on.”

(They go to the shop in New York where they sell the costumes.)

Lucy: “I only have so much. How much did Fred leave you?”

(A pause.)

Ethel: “One cent.”

Lucy: “I will put it on my credit card.”

Ethel: “I would hate to be Ricky when he sees the bill.”

Lucy: “Don’t worry. He won’t. I’ll think if something.”

(Lucy buys the costume. It has a revealing thong.)

(At the Club Babalu, Ricky is with Fred & Ethel.)

Ricky: “Fred & Ethel, Lucy has been in my case about wanting to be in the New Year’s Eve Show.”

Ethel: “What a surprise.”

Ricky: “The Kardashian sisters are here. Here they come.”

(Kim, Kourtney & Khole Kardashian cone by. Crowd applauds. Ethel is starstruck.)

Ricky: “The Mertzes, say hello.”

Fred (with eyes popping out of his head): “HOW DO YOU DO?”

Ricky: “Fred, don’t push your luck.”

Ethel: “Come on Fred. Back to the old people’s table you go.”

Kim: “Where is your wife Ricky?”

Ricky: “I don’t know. The show will be starting soon.”

(Meanwhile Lucy gets Ethel to come into the dressing area.)

Lucy: “Ethel, don’t say a word to Ricky. I finally managed to get into this thong.”

Ethel: “I hope you don’t suffer a wardrobe malfunction.”

Lucy: “I won’t.”

(The show begins. Ricky somehow doesn’t see Lucy’s face. At 11:59:50, they count down.)

All (yell): “10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…”

(To be continued.)

12-28-2021, 08:27 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	An I Love Lucy New Year’s Eve: An I Love Lucy New Year’s Eve: (Lucy is running after Ricky all over the house.) Ricky: “For the last time Lucy, you can not be in my New Year’s Eve Show at the Club Babalu.” Lucy: “But Ricky, I’m so talented.” Ricky: “You? Talented? Ha.” Lucy: “Lots of people will want to see me ring in 2022. I bet Ryan Seacrest would.” Ricky: “Lucy, Ryan Seacrest could not care less. For the last time, you CAN’T be in the show…and that’s final.” (Ricky leaves. Lucy calls Ethel on the phone.) Lucy: “Ethel, please come over. I need your help. I’m going to be in Ricky’s New Year’s Eve Show if it’s the last thing I do.” Ethel (over the phone): “If you do, that WILL BE the last thing you do.” Lucy: “I know the place where they sell those revealing costumes. Come on.” (They go to the shop in New York where they sell the costumes.) Lucy: “I only have so much. How much did Fred leave you?” (A pause.) Ethel: “One cent.” Lucy: “I will put it on my credit card.” Ethel: “I would hate to be Ricky when he sees the bill.” Lucy: “Don’t worry. He won’t. I’ll think if something.” (Lucy buys the costume. It has a revealing thong.) (At the Club Babalu, Ricky is with Fred & Ethel.) Ricky: “Fred & Ethel, Lucy has been in my case about wanting to be in the New Year’s Eve Show.” Ethel: “What a surprise.” Ricky: “The Kardashian sisters are here. Here they come.” (Kim, Kourtney & Khole Kardashian cone by. Crowd applauds. Ethel is starstruck.) Ricky: “The Mertzes, say hello.” Fred (with eyes popping out of his head): “HOW DO YOU DO?” Ricky: “Fred, don’t push your luck.” Ethel: “Come on Fred. Back to the old people’s table you go.” Kim: “Where is your wife Ricky?” Ricky: “I don’t know. The show will be starting soon.” (Meanwhile Lucy gets Ethel to come into the dressing area.) Lucy: “Ethel, don’t say a word to Ricky. I finally managed to get into this thong.” Ethel: “I hope you don’t suffer a wardrobe malfunction.” Lucy: “I won’t.” (The show begins. Ricky somehow doesn’t see Lucy’s face. At 11:59:50, they count down.) All (yell): “10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…” (To be continued.)