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this has been bugging me for years since I first heard in way back about 67 or 68....the story goes that one night Eva Gabor was on THE TONIGHT SHOW and as she was sitting talking to Johnny Carson she had a cat on her lap. She said tp him "Would you like to pet my *****?"to which Johnny replied "Yes, but the cat's in the wary."
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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