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AB · 11-22-2021, 07:57 PM

Post any quotes or lines from movies or tv shows that refer to the Holidays. This includes Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years.

You've Got Mail

Joe Fox - "Happy Thanksgiving... it's your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back.

AB · 11-22-2021, 07:59 PM

Friends Thanksgiving episode

Rachel, Ross & Joey:

AB · 11-23-2021, 06:48 PM

Son in Law (1993)

Walter:

AB · 11-23-2021, 06:51 PM

Gilmore Girls

Lorelai:

Ohio8 · 11-24-2021, 10:01 PM

WKRP in Cincinatti:

Les: "Oh, my God, they're turkeys!... Oh, the humanity... The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement."

Johnny: (on the air)"For those of you who've just turned in, the Pinedale Shopping Center has just been bombed with turkeys. Film at eleven."

Arthur: "As God is my witness, I thought that turkeys could fly."

Edison · 11-25-2021, 01:58 AM

Cheers

Woody: This is Thanksgiving, and I still say this is going to be the greatest.

MA · 11-25-2021, 11:24 AM

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

“We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.” — Clark Griswold

AB · 11-30-2021, 11:23 PM

The Oath (2018)

Chris:

AB · 12-01-2021, 10:34 PM

Friendsgiving (2020)

Rick & Jeff:

MA · 12-03-2021, 02:38 PM

The Simpsons

Bart : Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke it's wheel, and the Joker got away.

AB · 12-06-2021, 09:01 PM

Garfield Thanksgiving Special

Jon:

MA · 12-07-2021, 04:36 PM

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Linus van Pelt:
What are you going to do on Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown:
My mother and dad, and Sally and I are all going to my grandmother's for dinner.

Sally Brown:
Why don't you come along, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.

Linus van Pelt:
Blah.

AB · 12-07-2021, 10:21 PM

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

Mrs. Walker, Kris Kringle & Susan:

Torgo · 12-08-2021, 10:06 AM

Santa's Slay (2005)

Nicholas Yuleson: The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa!

Santa Claus: You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge.

Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: He's scary, yet educational.

Edison · 12-09-2021, 01:11 AM

Wellington Paranormal

Satan: G'day, mate.
Officer Minogue: Hi. We're from the Wellington Police.

11-22-2021, 07:57 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Holiday Themed Movie & TV quotes/lines Post any quotes or lines from movies or tv shows that refer to the Holidays. This includes Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. You've Got Mail Joe Fox - "Happy Thanksgiving... it's your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back. Attached Images

11-22-2021, 07:59 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Friends Thanksgiving episode Rachel, Ross & Joey: Attached Images

11-23-2021, 06:48 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Son in Law (1993) Walter: Attached Images

11-23-2021, 06:51 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Gilmore Girls Lorelai: Attached Images

11-24-2021, 10:01 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,992	WKRP in Cincinatti: Les: "Oh, my God, they're turkeys!... Oh, the humanity... The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement." Johnny: (on the air)"For those of you who've just turned in, the Pinedale Shopping Center has just been bombed with turkeys. Film at eleven." Arthur: "As God is my witness, I thought that turkeys could fly."
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11-25-2021, 01:58 AM	#6
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Cheers Woody: This is Thanksgiving, and I still say this is going to be the greatest. Attached Images

11-25-2021, 11:24 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,606	National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation “We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.” — Clark Griswold
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11-30-2021, 11:23 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	The Oath (2018) Chris: Attached Images

12-01-2021, 10:34 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Friendsgiving (2020) Rick & Jeff: Attached Images

12-03-2021, 02:38 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,606	The Simpsons Bart : Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke it's wheel, and the Joker got away.

12-06-2021, 09:01 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Garfield Thanksgiving Special Jon: Attached Images

12-07-2021, 04:36 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,606	A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Linus van Pelt: What are you going to do on Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: My mother and dad, and Sally and I are all going to my grandmother's for dinner. Sally Brown: Why don't you come along, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. Linus van Pelt: Blah.

12-07-2021, 10:21 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Miracle on 34th Street (1947) Mrs. Walker, Kris Kringle & Susan: Attached Images

12-08-2021, 10:06 AM	#14
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,051	Santa's Slay (2005) Nicholas Yuleson: The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa! Santa Claus: You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge. Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: He's scary, yet educational.
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12-09-2021, 01:11 AM	#15
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Wellington Paranormal Satan: G'day, mate. Officer Minogue: Hi. We're from the Wellington Police. Attached Images