A Honeymooners Election Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are at the Election Day booths.)

Ralph: "Another Election Day Norton."

Ed: "Let's hope that the people we vote for don't do what Biden did."

Ralph: "Pulling our troops out of Afghanistan allowing those BUM terrorists to take control. I wish we can vote him out of office and put let's say a person who will give terrorists NO CHANCE."

Ed: "We would make good Presidents and Vice Presidents. You would be the President and I will be the VP. I will make sure that all of the sewerworkers get access to the White House."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ed: "You will be the President and catering will have a field day with you."

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"

Ed: "Just think. Our wives will be the first and second ladies."

Ralph: "Well, I am ready to go into the booth."

Ed: "That booth looks very small."

Ralph: "So, you are saying that I'm too fat to git in the booth. Why don't you say it?"

Ed: "I don't have to. You just did."

(Ralph goes into the booth and his figure accidentally presses the wrong button.)

Ralph (yells): "WHAT? I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THAT BUM CASSIDY. I TAKE AWAY MY VOTE. I TAKE AWAY MY VOTE."

Man (yells): "YOU CAN'T DO THAT SIR."

Ralph (yells): "CAN AND WILL. I NEED THE MANAGER."

Man (yells): "I AMMMMM THE MANAGER."

Ed: "Looks like I was right Ralph."

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, GET READY FOR A FAT LIP."

(Ralph chases after Ed.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)