The Honeymooners gang returns from Miami from a golf tourney:

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Kramdens return home.)

Alice: “Ralph, stop being such a bad sport. So, you and Ed lost.”

Ralph: “We lost due to that mother of yours. I will never forget when that blabbermouth said: ‘I would love to see the expression on your face when you miss your shot and you and Ed lose.’ I so wanted to send her to the moon after that.”

Alice: “Ralph, I know she’s not easy to get along with but you should be nice to her.”

Ralph: “That’s impossible. We don’t get along. We’re enemies. Natural enemies. Like a boa constrictor and a mongoose.”

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: “Hey Ralph-ie boy! Our pictures are in the paper from the Miami golf tournament.”

Ralph: “Oh it is? Let me see.”

Ed: “Here’s your picture of you falling into the water after you yelled at Alice’s mother and here’s a pic of you resurfacing and her laughing. According to this article, you were like a whale swimming in Miami.”

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEET OUT!”

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. Once again, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)