A Honeymooners Labor Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ed is helping Ralph bring a barbecue grill right by the curb of the Gotham Bus Company.)

Ralph: “Well Norton, I got the hot dogs and hamburgers ready.”

Ed: “I got the mustard and ketchup.”

Ralph: “Ooooh yummy-yum-yum!”

Ed: “Too bad that I can’t have a barbecue where I work since the water would ruin everything.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “You are soooo right Norton. This time, I am cooking outside and not inside like I did the last time.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON! I WANT NOTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TODAY.”

(Ralph starts cooking. People come by later on to get food. Ed later on invites his coworkers over to talk.)

Ed: “Ralph you got to thank the Bus Company for allowing us to indulge.”

Ralph: “I will.”

(Ralph puts his upper body under the grill’s hood. Ed and his friends lean on the hood causing Ralph to get burned and food all over him.)

Ed: “Ralph, don’t you know that you are supposed to not play with your food?”

Ralph (yells): “COME ON NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP!”

(Everyone tries to separate the two as Ed accidentally knocks over the grill, damaging it. Ralph gets more incensed. They get further separated.)

(Jackie walks on stage.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)