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Old 07-16-2002, 07:14 PM   #1
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I like cows now. Theres a ranch close to me that has cows. moo.
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Old 07-16-2002, 11:35 PM   #2
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i like cows
cows are shway
they act all happy and gay
they eat green grass
the grass you have sat on w/ yer @$$
they're black and white
w/ cows ya'll never fight
they go moo moo moo
but u say to the flys around them shoo shoo shoo
they smell really funny
there almost as cute as a bunny
cows give me chocolate milk
which is so smooth it feels like silque (( i don't remember how to spell it))
they rome the ranch
where ppl wear uncomfy pants
the ppl that take care of them feed them hay
if the cows don't eat they will pay
we eat beef
cows might be taken by a theif
and now it's gettin perdy sucky so i'm gunna stop lol
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i like cows
cows are shway
they act all happy and gay
they eat green grass
the grass you have sat on w/ yer @$$
they're black and white
w/ cows ya'll never fight
they go moo moo moo
but u say to the flys around them shoo shoo shoo
they smell really funny
there almost as cute as a bunny
cows give me chocolate milk
which is so smooth it feels like silque (( i don't remember how to spell it))
they rome the ranch
where ppl wear uncomfy pants
the ppl that take care of them feed them hay
if the cows don't eat they will pay
we eat beef
cows might be taken by a theif
and now it's gettin perdy sucky so i'm gunna stop lol
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Old 07-16-2002, 11:49 PM   #4
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i like the cows too...when they're alive!!
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Old 07-17-2002, 01:57 AM   #5
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i like the cows too...when they're alive!!
Yea not a sesame seed bun covered in moist lettuce, warm kethup, luschoius tomatos, cheese and bacon.
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Old 07-17-2002, 02:19 AM   #6
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Amen Sista!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I like cows, but they smell.
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One time, the cows that lived at the farm a couple houses down got loose and began roaming my road and the walked through my front yard! It was sooooo awesome!

Cows say: MOO.
Constipated Cows say: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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One time, the cows that lived at the farm a couple houses down got loose and began roaming my road and the walked through my front yard! It was sooooo awesome!

Cows say: MOO.
Constipated Cows say: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yeah, and cows in the middle of the road say: MOO *splat*




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Yeah, and cows in the middle of the road say: MOO *splat*


No, they say "MooAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then you hear a loud bang and Dannie's evil voice laffing at the top of her lungs *cackles*
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No, they say "MooAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then you hear a loud bang and Dannie's evil voice laffing at the top of her lungs *cackles*

You forgot that I would then honk my horn and "Dixie" would start playing


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Yea not a sesame seed bun covered in moist lettuce, warm kethup, luschoius tomatos, cheese and bacon.
thanks chris....i just visualized a cow dying for your hamburger!
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