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(Ralph gets his suitcase out and the rest of his luggage. Ed follows suit.)
Ralph: “Another wedding to go to. This time it’s in Sandusky, Ohio.” Ed: “Another one of our fellow Raccoons is going to get married. I can’t believe it.” (The girls come out.) Alice: “Ralph, you better not act the same way you did at the last reception.” Ralph: “I won’t. You won’t see me drinking loads of beer.” Alice: “I hope you don’t get drunk to the point you would yell: ‘Why is that cat here?’ When you have your Raccoon hat on backwards.” (Ed laughs.) Ralph: “And you Norton better not jump into the pond thinking it’s a pool like you did at the last wedding.” Ed: “I can’t help it Ralph. I love water. That’s why I work in the sewer.” Ralph: “Time for me to drive you all in the car that I loaned from Freddie Muller.” (They all get in with the luggage. Ralph starts the engine.) Ralph (yells): “AND AWAY WE GO!” (They leave as they leave they sing a song about how they love weddings.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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