The Honeymooners gang returns from a wedding:

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Kramdens and Norton’s return to LA Guardia Airport.)

Alice: “Thank goodness we are home. Trixie, have you ever been so embarrassed at a wedding?”

Trixie: “No, but considering our husbands reputations, I am not surprised.”

(The boys cone into the camera shot.)

Ralph: “Ok Alice, we are home from the awful wedding. You embarrassed us.”

Alice: “We weren’t the ones at the wedding who blasted the Yankee game on the radio. We weren’t the ones who got so drunk that we thought we should bob for apples in a keg of beer.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells); “SHUT UP NORTON!”

Ed: “I loved it Ralph when you got that pizza pie thinking it was a record and attempted to play it on the record player.”

Ralph: “Hiw about you Norton when you dove into that wedding cake?”

Alice: “I hope you two don’t act that way in the next Raccoon wedding in Sandusky, Ohio.”

Ralph: “Ok. We will admit it. We screwed up. Don’t tell your mother about this Alice. That blabbermouth will tell everyone on social media.”

(Alice’s mother greets them.)

Alice’s mother: “Hello boys and girls.”

Ralph: “What is she doing here?@

Alice’s mom: “I’m picking you all up. Hey Sonny Boy. I heard about your antics on social media. I told everyone in your building.”

Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH. A BLABBERMOUTH.”

(They fight. People try to separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: @Thank you. GOOD NIGHT.”

(Crowd cheers.)