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Dude111 · 08-10-2021, 02:53 AM

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

Babalu · 08-12-2021, 07:35 PM

Dude111 · 08-13-2021, 03:14 AM

I wonder what the wifes response was??

Babalu · 08-13-2021, 10:45 AM

Women don't appreciate those jokes like we do.

Found out again last night.

Dude111 · 08-13-2021, 07:37 PM

Ah man!!

Tinnysin · 08-17-2021, 01:31 AM

Oh Man! I wonder what's the reaction of the wife haha Maybe, he called his father? lol

Dude111 · 08-12-2023, 04:49 PM

I guess he was hinting he didnt like her!!

Janice Johnson · 08-19-2023, 11:04 AM

You should have clarified that this was a joke! I clicked on this thread thinking this would be a heartwarming thread about you being happily married to your wife for 20 years! I was so wrong!

Yong Fang · 08-19-2023, 04:49 PM

I don’t get it.

dakert · 08-19-2023, 04:59 PM

Was the 16 year old girl pregnant?

08-12-2021, 07:35 PM	#2
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779
	__________________ . I just nailed Mrs. Trumbull

08-10-2021, 02:53 AM	#1
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,514	A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked. "Yes I do." she replied. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes I remember." "Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?" "Yes I do", she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

08-13-2021, 03:14 AM	#3
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,514	I wonder what the wifes response was??

08-13-2021, 10:45 AM	#4
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Women don't appreciate those jokes like we do. Found out again last night.

08-13-2021, 07:37 PM	#5
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,514	Ah man!!

08-17-2021, 01:31 AM	#6
Tinnysin Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 05, 2021 Posts: 12	Oh Man! I wonder what's the reaction of the wife haha Maybe, he called his father? lol

08-12-2023, 04:49 PM	#7
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,514	I guess he was hinting he didnt like her!!

08-19-2023, 11:04 AM	#8
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	You should have clarified that this was a joke! I clicked on this thread thinking this would be a heartwarming thread about you being happily married to your wife for 20 years! I was so wrong!

08-19-2023, 04:49 PM	#9
Yong Fang Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2009 Location: Memphis Tennessee Posts: 3,073	I don’t get it.

08-19-2023, 04:59 PM	#10
dakert Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 10, 2007 Location: Altoona PA Posts: 3,411	Was the 16 year old girl pregnant?