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Ohio8 · 07-20-2021, 10:25 PM

Return to Mayberry (1986 TV movie)

Goober: "Little Opie's going to be a father..."

Gomer: "You know, that woman has got the driest differential I ever laid my eyes on."

Howard: "He's been dry for years."

Howard: "...I'm losin' my looks."

Andy: "I've been out of town twenty years."

High school cheerleaders at campaign rally: "1-2-3-4! Who are we gonna yell for? Barney, that's who!"

Andy: "Yeah, there's something about Mayberry folks, that never leaves you. No matter where life takes you, you always carry in your heart, the memories of old times. Of old friends.

So here's to all of us. Old friends."

AB · 07-21-2021, 06:54 PM

The Terminator (1984)

The Clerk & the Terminator:

AB · 07-21-2021, 08:44 PM

Pillow Talk (1959)

Brad & Jan:

AB · 07-22-2021, 08:14 PM

Romancing The Stone (1984)

Jack:

AB · 07-23-2021, 04:35 PM

Dirty Harry (1971)

Harry:

AB · 07-27-2021, 06:01 PM

The Terminator (1984)

Sarah:

AMackII · 07-27-2021, 08:29 PM

“You’re Not My Man, You’re My Man. You’re A Genius! I Can’t Believe I Hang Out Genius...” - Class Act (1992)

AMackII · 07-27-2021, 08:31 PM

“You Must Be Kevin Franklin”

“No This Derrick Bond DDS”

“Who’s Derrick Bond DDS?”

- Houseguest (1995)

MA · 07-29-2021, 09:32 AM

Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

The Terminator: I'll take care of the police.

John Connor: Hey, wait! You swore!

The Terminator: [smiles] Trust me.

AB · 07-29-2021, 10:10 PM

Romancing The Stone:

Shady Man:

Ohio8 · 08-03-2021, 11:43 PM

Rescue from Gilligan's Island/ 1978 TV movie.

Skipper: "I can't believe it. (beat)After 15 years we're finally rescued."
Mary Ann: "Rescued."
Mrs. Howell: "Rescued."
Ginger: "Rescued."
Mr. Howell: "Rescued."
Professor: "Rescued."
Gilligan: "Rescued."

Gilligan: (to Skipper)"Which one of us is Riff, and which one of us is Raff?"

Mr. Howell: "Nobody shames my friends."

Mary Ann: "Oh, he didn't mean harm, Skipper."
Skipper: (sarcastically)"Neither did the iceberg that sank the Titanic."

Edison · 08-04-2021, 12:56 AM

Duel (1971 TV Movie)

David Mann: Talk about pollution.

MA · 08-04-2021, 06:12 AM

Gremlins (1984)

Rand Peltzer: So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, 'cause you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

AB · 08-04-2021, 08:17 PM

Meet The Parents (2000)

Jack:

MA · 08-10-2021, 07:09 AM

Ronin (1998)

Sam: Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you.

Vincent: Who taught you?

Sam: I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.

07-20-2021, 10:25 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	Movie Quotes 2 Return to Mayberry (1986 TV movie) Goober: "Little Opie's going to be a father..." Gomer: "You know, that woman has got the driest differential I ever laid my eyes on." Howard: "He's been dry for years." Howard: "...I'm losin' my looks." Andy: "I've been out of town twenty years." High school cheerleaders at campaign rally: "1-2-3-4! Who are we gonna yell for? Barney, that's who!" Andy: "Yeah, there's something about Mayberry folks, that never leaves you. No matter where life takes you, you always carry in your heart, the memories of old times. Of old friends. So here's to all of us. Old friends."
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07-21-2021, 06:54 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	The Terminator (1984) The Clerk & the Terminator: Attached Images

07-21-2021, 08:44 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Pillow Talk (1959) Brad & Jan: Attached Images

07-22-2021, 08:14 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Romancing The Stone (1984) Jack: Attached Images

07-23-2021, 04:35 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Dirty Harry (1971) Harry: Attached Images

07-27-2021, 06:01 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	The Terminator (1984) Sarah: Attached Images

07-27-2021, 08:29 PM	#7
AMackII Member Forum Star Join Date: Oct 23, 2015 Location: St. Louis Posts: 17,231	“You’re Not My Man, You’re My Man. You’re A Genius! I Can’t Believe I Hang Out Genius...” - Class Act (1992)

07-27-2021, 08:31 PM	#8
AMackII Member Forum Star Join Date: Oct 23, 2015 Location: St. Louis Posts: 17,231	“You Must Be Kevin Franklin” “No This Derrick Bond DDS” “Who’s Derrick Bond DDS?” - Houseguest (1995)

07-29-2021, 09:32 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,605	Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) The Terminator: I'll take care of the police. John Connor: Hey, wait! You swore! The Terminator: [smiles] Trust me.
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07-29-2021, 10:10 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Romancing The Stone: Shady Man: Attached Images

08-03-2021, 11:43 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	Rescue from Gilligan's Island/ 1978 TV movie. Skipper: "I can't believe it. (beat)After 15 years we're finally rescued." Mary Ann: "Rescued." Mrs. Howell: "Rescued." Ginger: "Rescued." Mr. Howell: "Rescued." Professor: "Rescued." Gilligan: "Rescued." Gilligan: (to Skipper)"Which one of us is Riff, and which one of us is Raff?" Mr. Howell: "Nobody shames my friends." Mary Ann: "Oh, he didn't mean harm, Skipper." Skipper: (sarcastically)"Neither did the iceberg that sank the Titanic."

08-04-2021, 12:56 AM	#12
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Duel (1971 TV Movie) David Mann: Talk about pollution. Attached Images

08-04-2021, 06:12 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,605	Gremlins (1984) Rand Peltzer: So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, 'cause you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

08-04-2021, 08:17 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Meet The Parents (2000) Jack: Attached Images

08-10-2021, 07:09 AM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,605	Ronin (1998) Sam: Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you. Vincent: Who taught you? Sam: I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.
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