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Ohio8 · 07-18-2021, 08:05 PM

(First line of the series.)
Adrian Monk: "The stove."

MA · 08-13-2021, 05:10 AM

Benjy: Did you really meet a blind lady?
Sharona: Yeah.
Benjy: Does she have a dog?
Sharona: No, she had a cane.
Benjy: Hey, maybe I can interview her for that report I have to do on people with disabilities.
Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about...
Benjy: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book.

Ohio8 · 08-19-2021, 06:04 PM

Sharona: "Monk doesn't believe in psychics."
Adrian: "I believe in what I can see. I believe in what's in front of me."

Adrian: "She knows everything. She's psychic."

Ohio8 · 08-19-2021, 06:05 PM

Adrian's catchphrase: "You'll thank me later."

AB · 08-19-2021, 09:16 PM

Monk:

MA · 08-28-2021, 12:30 PM

Willie Nelson: Thanks for comin'. My lawyer tells me that you're about the only friend I got left in town.
Adrian Monk: Do you smell that?
Willie Nelson: Uh, no, I don't, and you don't either.
Adrian Monk: I don't either. [chuckles]
Willie Nelson: Yeah, this is a little piece of Texas on wheels.
Adrian Monk: I love it. It's the bomb.
Sharona: "It's the bomb"?
Adrian Monk: Bomb is good.

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 07:59 PM

Adrian: "Not everyone has a father worth mentioning."

Jack Monk: "Son of a bitch bastard!"

Jack: "I lied; I wanted to have a son that I could be proud of. I didn't know I had one in San Francisco."

MA · 12-30-2021, 03:20 PM

Sheriff Margie Butterfield: Loosen up! What are you afraid of?

Adrian Monk: Well... pretty long list.

Ohio8 · 05-05-2024, 05:21 PM

Diane Luden: "Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?"
Sharona: "He is now."

Capt. Stottlemeyer: "Hey, I'm married, I'm not dead."

Lt. Disher: "The rest is history."
Sharona: "Silicone, and air-brushed women?"

Monk: "Look at that. There's a mirror above the bed. Why would ne need a mirror on the ceiling?"

Ohio8 · 05-05-2024, 05:22 PM

(Last line of the series.)
Monk: "That actually happened to me once."

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-05-2024, 06:02 PM

Marty Eels.
He's a private investigator.

Nickel-and-dime stuff.
Divorces, insurance fraud.

He's a professional
pain in the ass.

MA · 08-02-2025, 08:22 AM

Natalie: Wait. My belt. My good luck belt.

Monk: How’s that working out for you?

Natalie: Can you help me? Get the beads out. It’s hollow. We can make it like a snorkel. I’ll buy us some time. It works. Try it.

Monk: No, I’m fine.

07-18-2021, 08:05 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,923	Quotes (First line of the series.) Adrian Monk: "The stove."
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08-13-2021, 05:10 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,512	Benjy: Did you really meet a blind lady? Sharona: Yeah. Benjy: Does she have a dog? Sharona: No, she had a cane. Benjy: Hey, maybe I can interview her for that report I have to do on people with disabilities. Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about... Benjy: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book.
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08-19-2021, 09:16 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Monk: Attached Images

08-19-2021, 06:04 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,923	Sharona: "Monk doesn't believe in psychics." Adrian: "I believe in what I can see. I believe in what's in front of me." Adrian: "She knows everything. She's psychic."

08-19-2021, 06:05 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,923	Adrian's catchphrase: "You'll thank me later."

08-28-2021, 12:30 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,512	Willie Nelson: Thanks for comin'. My lawyer tells me that you're about the only friend I got left in town. Adrian Monk: Do you smell that? Willie Nelson: Uh, no, I don't, and you don't either. Adrian Monk: I don't either. [chuckles] Willie Nelson: Yeah, this is a little piece of Texas on wheels. Adrian Monk: I love it. It's the bomb. Sharona: "It's the bomb"? Adrian Monk: Bomb is good.

12-29-2021, 07:59 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,923	Adrian: "Not everyone has a father worth mentioning." Jack Monk: "Son of a bitch bastard!" Jack: "I lied; I wanted to have a son that I could be proud of. I didn't know I had one in San Francisco."

12-30-2021, 03:20 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,512	Sheriff Margie Butterfield: Loosen up! What are you afraid of? Adrian Monk: Well... pretty long list.

05-05-2024, 05:21 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,923	Diane Luden: "Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?" Sharona: "He is now." Capt. Stottlemeyer: "Hey, I'm married, I'm not dead." Lt. Disher: "The rest is history." Sharona: "Silicone, and air-brushed women?" Monk: "Look at that. There's a mirror above the bed. Why would ne need a mirror on the ceiling?"

05-05-2024, 05:22 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,923	(Last line of the series.) Monk: "That actually happened to me once."

05-05-2024, 06:02 PM	#11
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,335	Marty Eels. He's a private investigator. Nickel-and-dime stuff. Divorces, insurance fraud. He's a professional pain in the ass.

08-02-2025, 08:22 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,512	Natalie: Wait. My belt. My good luck belt. Monk: How’s that working out for you? Natalie: Can you help me? Get the beads out. It’s hollow. We can make it like a snorkel. I’ll buy us some time. It works. Try it. Monk: No, I’m fine.