A Honeymooners Juneteenth:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are in the library.)

Ralph: "Wow! What short notice. President Biden has made Juneteenth an official holiday."

Ed: "First new holiday that we have had in 35 years."

Ralph: "It is to celebrate the emancipation of African Americans who were ensalved."

Ed: "They didn't deserve to be slaves."

Ralph: "I agree. I find it ironic that the preceeding new holiday Martin Luther King Day also deals with blacks."

Ed: "It says here Ralph that this holiday originated in Galveston, Texas."

Ralph: "I find it so strange that you are reading from an encyclopedia here and not from a Superman comic book."

Ed: "Hahahaha. That's funny Ralph. Are there any African Americans working at the Gotham Bus Company?"

Ralph: "Yes, they are. They are intelligent, nice and in good shape."

Ed: "Well, you have one two of those three qualities."

Ralph: "Oooooh, you are a riot Norton. But, I think that today is a day for blacks to celebrate."

(They sing a song about blacks celebrating on this day.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)