Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made By Pets (Kinda late, though..) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Warm & Fuzzy · 07-12-2002, 11:07 PM

1. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.

2. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.

3. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

4. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.

5. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.

6. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my ass.

8. Always scoot before licking.

9. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

10. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.

11. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

...and the Number 1 New Year's Resolution Made by Pets:

12. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.

Ewan's My Man · 07-12-2002, 11:45 PM

I love #12

LucyFan · 07-13-2002, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
I love #12

I see why!

LOL

07-12-2002, 11:07 PM	#1
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made By Pets (Kinda late, though..) 1. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt. 2. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars. 3. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 4. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows. 5. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around. 6. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. 7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my ass. 8. Always scoot before licking. 9. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much. 10. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year. 11. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. ...and the Number 1 New Year's Resolution Made by Pets: 12. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.
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07-12-2002, 11:45 PM	#2
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	I love #12
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