Ralph Kramden, a NBA fan? (Part 15) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 06-15-2021, 11:16 PM

(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Milwaukee Bucks 114-108.)

(Freddie Muller and Joe Fenstablau are at the Gotham Bus Company locker room.)

Freddie: "Ralph is going to be ehre with Norton soon. They are going to be so happy that their Nets won."

Joe: "Yeah, the Nets are one win away from advancing."

(Ralph & Ed come in.)

Ralph: "Hi boys! I am sure you heard that the Nets won. They are one game away from advancing. But, I am not going to celebrate. I don't celebrate when the team is only one win away. Haha! Have cigars fellas."

(Ralph & Ed give cigars to everyone.)

Ed: "Hello Joe. I am sure that you are upset that the Bucks lost."

Ralph: "Remember our bet Joe."

Joe: "I do. The series ain't over yet. The Bucks can still win it."

Ralph: "Oh, is that so? Hahaha! The Bucks don't have a chance with the Nets around."

Joe: "Oh, you are sure? I think that the Nets will choke."

Ralph: "Not me."

Ed: "Yeah, Ralph doesn't choke even after all the food he eats."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Ralph: "You stupid stupe. He means that he thinks the Nets will lose."

Ed: "Oh."

Ralph: "I will love it if the Nets advance and punish the Hawks for beating our Knicks."

Joe: "You still steamed about that Ralph?"

Ralph: "You bet."

Ed: "He was so steamed, I thought he was going to stamp his feet through the ceiling."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Joe: "I hope that you see the Nets in the final seconds of the deciding game Ralph."

Ralph: "THere you go."

Joe: "I want to see the expression on your face when the Nets lose."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Joe: "You think you can handle the Nets losing Ralph?"

Ed: "Hope you don't have a heart attack due to yoru weight if the Nets lose Ralph."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

06-15-2021, 11:16 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,094	Ralph Kramden, a NBA fan? (Part 15) (The Brooklyn Nets beat the Milwaukee Bucks 114-108.) (Freddie Muller and Joe Fenstablau are at the Gotham Bus Company locker room.) Freddie: "Ralph is going to be ehre with Norton soon. They are going to be so happy that their Nets won." Joe: "Yeah, the Nets are one win away from advancing." (Ralph & Ed come in.) Ralph: "Hi boys! I am sure you heard that the Nets won. They are one game away from advancing. But, I am not going to celebrate. I don't celebrate when the team is only one win away. Haha! Have cigars fellas." (Ralph & Ed give cigars to everyone.) Ed: "Hello Joe. I am sure that you are upset that the Bucks lost." Ralph: "Remember our bet Joe." Joe: "I do. The series ain't over yet. The Bucks can still win it." Ralph: "Oh, is that so? Hahaha! The Bucks don't have a chance with the Nets around." Joe: "Oh, you are sure? I think that the Nets will choke." Ralph: "Not me." Ed: "Yeah, Ralph doesn't choke even after all the food he eats." (Ralph elbows Ed.) Ralph: "You stupid stupe. He means that he thinks the Nets will lose." Ed: "Oh." Ralph: "I will love it if the Nets advance and punish the Hawks for beating our Knicks." Joe: "You still steamed about that Ralph?" Ralph: "You bet." Ed: "He was so steamed, I thought he was going to stamp his feet through the ceiling." (Ralph elbows Ed.) Joe: "I hope that you see the Nets in the final seconds of the deciding game Ralph." Ralph: "THere you go." Joe: "I want to see the expression on your face when the Nets lose." (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" Joe: "You think you can handle the Nets losing Ralph?" Ed: "Hope you don't have a heart attack due to yoru weight if the Nets lose Ralph." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.)