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AB · 06-13-2021, 08:40 PM

Post any quotes or lines from the tv show The Almighty Johnsons.

Ty: You don't want to go to war with Hell on my behalf

Olaf: There's 4 of us. 5 if you count Anders. So 4 in a fight.

MA · 06-13-2021, 08:43 PM

Agnetha:
This is where I need you to man up.

Ty Johnson:
I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to disposing of dead bodies.

Agnetha:
Heyyyy. I've only ever done this one time before. Don't make it out like I'm some sort of serial killer.

AB · 06-13-2021, 09:06 PM

Anders:

MA · 06-13-2021, 09:25 PM

Anders Johnson:
Stop smiling. It's unnerving.

Ty Johnson:
Oh I'm sorry. Is my happiness getting in the way of your depression?

Anders Johnson:
Yes. Yes it is.

AB · 06-13-2021, 10:34 PM

Olaf: So what's up with the giant and the dwarf in the bar?

Axl: Is this the start of a joke?

Olaf: Often, it is, but right now it's because there's a giant and a dwarf in the bar.

MA · 06-14-2021, 06:39 AM

Anders Johnson:
If one more of them calls me a dwarf I'm going to stand on a chair and smack them!

AB · 06-14-2021, 04:35 PM

Olaf:

MA · 06-14-2021, 04:37 PM

Axl Johnson:
But I am a God right?

Mike Johnson:
Yes Axl, you are now a God!

Anders Johnson:
Any chance you could put your pants on and be a pants on God?

AB · 06-14-2021, 10:14 PM

Rob & Mike:

MA · 06-15-2021, 06:58 AM

Ty Johnson:
Have you seen Eva today?

Colin Gunderson:
Why would I see her today?

Ty Johnson:
She didn't come home.

Colin Gunderson:
So?

Ty Johnson:
I'm worried.

Colin Gunderson:
How sweet. Go away.

AB · 06-15-2021, 09:01 PM

Anders:

AB · 06-16-2021, 10:50 PM

Stacey:

AB · 06-19-2021, 03:38 PM

Helen:

MA · 06-19-2021, 03:42 PM

Anders Johnson:
Stop smiling. It's unnerving.

Ty Johnson:
Oh I'm sorry. Is my happiness getting in the way of your depression?

Anders Johnson:
Yes. Yes it is.

AB · 06-22-2021, 06:54 PM

Axl:

06-13-2021, 08:40 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	The Almighty Johnsons Quotes & Lines Post any quotes or lines from the tv show The Almighty Johnsons. Ty: You don't want to go to war with Hell on my behalf Olaf: There's 4 of us. 5 if you count Anders. So 4 in a fight. Attached Images

06-13-2021, 08:43 PM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Agnetha: This is where I need you to man up. Ty Johnson: I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to disposing of dead bodies. Agnetha: Heyyyy. I've only ever done this one time before. Don't make it out like I'm some sort of serial killer.
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06-13-2021, 09:06 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Anders: Attached Images

06-13-2021, 10:34 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Olaf: So what's up with the giant and the dwarf in the bar? Axl: Is this the start of a joke? Olaf: Often, it is, but right now it's because there's a giant and a dwarf in the bar. Attached Images

06-14-2021, 04:35 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Olaf: Attached Images

06-13-2021, 09:25 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Anders Johnson: Stop smiling. It's unnerving. Ty Johnson: Oh I'm sorry. Is my happiness getting in the way of your depression? Anders Johnson: Yes. Yes it is.

06-14-2021, 06:39 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Anders Johnson: If one more of them calls me a dwarf I'm going to stand on a chair and smack them!

06-14-2021, 04:37 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Axl Johnson: But I am a God right? Mike Johnson: Yes Axl, you are now a God! Anders Johnson: Any chance you could put your pants on and be a pants on God?

06-14-2021, 10:14 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Rob & Mike: Attached Images

06-15-2021, 06:58 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Ty Johnson: Have you seen Eva today? Colin Gunderson: Why would I see her today? Ty Johnson: She didn't come home. Colin Gunderson: So? Ty Johnson: I'm worried. Colin Gunderson: How sweet. Go away.

06-15-2021, 09:01 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Anders: Attached Images

06-16-2021, 10:50 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Stacey: Attached Images

06-19-2021, 03:38 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Helen: Attached Images

06-19-2021, 03:42 PM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Anders Johnson: Stop smiling. It's unnerving. Ty Johnson: Oh I'm sorry. Is my happiness getting in the way of your depression? Anders Johnson: Yes. Yes it is.

06-22-2021, 06:54 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Axl: Attached Images