Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 14)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Milwaukee Bucks beat the Brooklyn Nets 107-96.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game in the Kramden home. Ed blows his nose out of sadness.)

Ed: “What a sad, sad game Ralph.”

Ralph: “Those blasted Nets blew a two game lead. Now the series is even. I wanted a sweep.”

Ed: “So did I. Now it looks like the Bucks will sweep at home.”

Ralph: “Now, we know that there will be a game 6. Maybe the Nets will win at home.”

Ed: “Yeah. I want to be there at the Barclays Center when the Nets win the NBA title.”

Ralph: “Me too. I will be celebrating like Jackie Gleason.”

Ed: “Its too bad that the ticker tape parade won’t be in Brooklyn but I don’t care. I am pretty sure I will hear it down below with all the water rushing.”

Ralph: “I will encounter traffic jams on the bus. I will show everyone how big of a Nets fan I am.”

Ed: “Hey, you are the BIGGEST NBA fan of all time.”

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GET OUT GEEEEEEEET OUT!”

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)