Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 12)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Milwaukee 125-86.)

(Ralph & Ed meet in the subway.)

Ralph: "Boy, those Nets are really rolling. Haw! Haw!"

Ed: "I never thought that the Bucks would falter like that. Losing by 39 pernts. That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ."

(Ralph laughs.)

Ralph: "Those Nets are practically at the thrid round now. Too bad that they couldn't play the Knicks."

Ed: "Yeah. Hopefully, those Hawks will get what is coming to them."

Ralph: "Yes. Maybe the Philadelphia 76ers will beat them."

Ed: "Why do they call themselves, the 76ers?"

Ralph: "Because the U.S. Constitution was written there in 1776."

Ed: "Oh."

Ralph: "I also heard that the Nets won't have to worry about LeBron James and the Lakers because the Lakers lost in the first round. That BUM!"

Ed: "I so want the Nets to have a ticker-tape parade in Brooklyn. Right above my place of work. Hahaha!"

Ralph: "Well, too abd that they are playing the Bucks and not the Heat. I soo want them to have the honor of going to Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Let's all root for the Nets."

(They both and the subway passengers sing a song about rooting for the Nets.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)