Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 11)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Milwaukee Bucks 115-107.)

(Ralph just watched the game at home.)

Ralph: "Boy Alice, those Nets really took it to the Bucks. They really showed them who is the boss."

Alice: "I know. You must be happy Ralph."

Ralph: "Oh, I am. I really am. The Nets only have to win eleven more times so they can be NBA Champions."

(Alice rolls her eyes.)

Ralph: "You know what? I will shout it from the rooftops."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "HEY EVERYONE! THE NETS WON! THEY ONLY HAVE TO WIN ELEVEN MORE TIMES!"

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES."

Ralph (yells): "YES, THEY DO. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU YOU BUM!"

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "AND YOU ARE NOT A BUM? HAHA! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE? WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR UGLY VOICE!"

(Ed from upstairs laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON! DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME AND MY BOASTS?"

All (from outside, yell): "NOOOOOO!"

(Ed laughs. Ralph slams the window and it breaks. Alice laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE, POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER."

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)