Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 8)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Boston Celtics 141-126.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game from upstairs.)

Ed: “141 pernts. That wasn’t a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ.”

Ralph: “You got that right Norton. Now the Nets are in the drivers seat.”

Ed: “Just like you every day.”

Ralph: “One win away from advancing. I think that the Nets next victims will be the Milwaukee Bucks.”

Ed: “Yes, the Milwaukee Dollars.”

Ralph: “You certainly are a stupe. The Milwaukee Bucks represent deer not money.”

Ed: “Oh.”

Ralph: “Boy, I got a feeling that we will see the Knicks and Nets in the third round.”

Ed: “Well, let’s take a look at it this way if the Knicks lose. There’s a sewer saying that we have. ‘When the tides of life turn against you and the current upsets your boat, don’t waste those tears on what might have been. Just lay on your back and float.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “Well, the Nets and Knicks will rule.”

(They both sing a song about the Nets and Knicks ruling.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thsnk you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)