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Mr. Shy Guy · 07-12-2002, 12:46 PM

Here's another Spark Test. This time it's the Death Test. http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

My results...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 28, 2062
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (19%)
Drowning (16%)
Suicide (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (14%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

Warm & Fuzzy · 07-12-2002, 01:40 PM

That was a plesant test, lol.

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 27, 2071
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (18%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (6%)

Quote:

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 27, 2071, as you slip silently into the night.

LOL, watch me try..

ISmellFine · 07-12-2002, 04:08 PM

...ahaha.....geezus.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 9, 2068 at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

-Cancer (35%)
-Contagious Disease (9%)
-Loneliness (9%)
-Alien Abduction (9%)
-Suicide (7%)
-Horrible Accident (7%)
-Drowning (7%)

81 is too old...

Czas na Zywiec · 07-12-2002, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb

Alien Abduction (10%)

You've been talking to Justin way too much.

dawsongirl · 07-12-2002, 04:47 PM

January 23, 2057
at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (51%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (6%)

Gee, that's good news...

Sean Snow · 07-12-2002, 04:56 PM

My results

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 19, 2070
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Drowning (13%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (6%)

It would realy be 2071 since I put my b-day as being in 1988 instead of 1989.
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YAY I'll be around for DS 100 *cries* BUt I'm not gonna be around for TC 100 *moans in sadness* I hope I will though in real life mwahaha

Kay Scarpetta · 07-12-2002, 05:17 PM

Omg. Omg, omg. Where the hell is Leigh Ann? Remember she was supposed to die like, that Saturday or something? She hasn't been on at ALL! Omg..... omg. I'm scared now.

Kay Scarpetta · 07-12-2002, 05:24 PM

Suicide (38%)
Alcoholism (23%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Cancer (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Gee...... thanks.

Czas na Zywiec · 07-12-2002, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Omg. Omg, omg. Where the hell is Leigh Ann? Remember she was supposed to die like, that Saturday or something? She hasn't been on at ALL! Omg..... omg. I'm scared now.

God rest her soul.....

Czas na Zywiec · 07-12-2002, 07:11 PM

Hm......................

Quote:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 28, 2062
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

StrudelBone · 07-12-2002, 07:44 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 9, 2082
at the age of 93 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (29%)
Contagious Disease (9%)

Gee, I'll miss all of you when your gone!

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 07-12-2002, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StrudelBone
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 9, 2082
at the age of 93 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (29%)
Contagious Disease (9%)

Gee, I'll miss all of you when your gone!

this scares me...maybe I'll take it later!

StrudelBone · 07-12-2002, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StrudelBone
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 9, 2082
at the age of 93 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (29%)
Contagious Disease (9%)

Gee, I'll miss all of you when your gone!

By the way...HOW RUDE! Im going to die 9 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY! That's it, Im gonna sign something and I will be put on life support for 9 days. Might as well live as long as I can. Even if I am brain dead, I still lived til 94!

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 07-12-2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StrudelBone

By the way...HOW RUDE! Im going to die 9 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY! That's it, Im gonna sign something and I will be put on life support for 9 days. Might as well live as long as I can. Even if I am brain dead, I still lived til 94!

that test has strange questions...
Cancer (25%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)

March 26, 2071
at the age of 82 years old.

lol..82...not bad...

JDS84 · 07-12-2002, 08:38 PM

October 23, 2062 at the age of 77.
I will most likely die from cancer at 32 percent
Heart-Attack at 12 percent

07-12-2002, 12:46 PM	#1
Mr. Shy Guy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 7,871	Death Test Here's another Spark Test. This time it's the Death Test. http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/ My results... Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: January 28, 2062 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (19%) Cancer (19%) Drowning (16%) Suicide (14%) Auto-Fellatio (14%) Contagious Disease (6%)
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07-12-2002, 04:08 PM	#3
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	...ahaha.....geezus. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: January 9, 2068 at the age of 81 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: -Cancer (35%) -Contagious Disease (9%) -Loneliness (9%) -Alien Abduction (9%) -Suicide (7%) -Horrible Accident (7%) -Drowning (7%) 81 is too old...
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07-12-2002, 05:17 PM	#7
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Omg. Omg, omg. Where the hell is Leigh Ann? Remember she was supposed to die like, that Saturday or something? She hasn't been on at ALL! Omg..... omg. I'm scared now.
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07-12-2002, 08:38 PM	#15
JDS84 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 11, 2001 Location: My Old Kentucky Home Posts: 3,377	October 23, 2062 at the age of 77. I will most likely die from cancer at 32 percent Heart-Attack at 12 percent
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07-12-2002, 04:47 PM	#5
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	January 23, 2057 at the age of 77 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (51%) Heart Attack (8%) Alcoholism (8%) Suicide (6%) Gee, that's good news...

07-12-2002, 04:56 PM	#6
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	My results ------ Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: September 19, 2070 at the age of 81 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (36%) Drowning (13%) Heart Attack (11%) Homicide (8%) Suicide (6%) It would realy be 2071 since I put my b-day as being in 1988 instead of 1989. -------- YAY I'll be around for DS 100 cries BUt I'm not gonna be around for TC 100 moans in sadness I hope I will though in real life mwahaha

07-12-2002, 05:24 PM	#8
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Suicide (38%) Alcoholism (23%) Alien Abduction (11%) Homicide (9%) Cancer (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) Gee...... thanks.

07-12-2002, 07:44 PM	#11
StrudelBone Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 14, 2001 Posts: 592	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: January 9, 2082 at the age of 93 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (38%) Cancer (29%) Contagious Disease (9%) Gee, I'll miss all of you when your gone!