Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 1)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Boston Celtics 104-93.)

(Ralph & Ed are playing pool.)

Ed: "What a great game last night Ralph. Our Nets beat those Celtics."

Ralph: "You can say that again Norton. I bet the luck of the Irish wasn't on the Celtics side last night."

Ed: "Now, I think it was the bad luck that was on the Celtics side."

Ralph: "Well, tonight the Knicks are facing the Atlanta Hawks. We need to have the Knicks face the Nets in the third round. Lets have the Knicks or the Nets play the Heat so they can have the honor of visiting that action city, Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "I think those Heat can be a challenge to the Nets or Knicks."

Ralph: "What makes you think that Norton? The Heat doesn't have a chance of beating one of our teams."

Ed: "The Heat is very formidable. It wouldn't surprise me if they beat our teams."

Ralph: "Norton, please don't tell me that you are a Heat fan."

Ed: "No."

Ralph: "Good."

Ed: "I am a LeBron James fan."

Ralph (yells): "WHAT? GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)