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Swimfan85 · 07-11-2002, 11:18 PM

have u ever gotten injured by doing something stupid....I have plenty of times

TWICE NOT ONCE BUT TWICE in a hockey game I was in this tourny...when I was just starting and I had 2 breakaways and both times I crashed into the goal post....dont know how that is possible Im just accident prone like that (keep in mind this was a WHILE ago...lol)

once I was riding down a hill with my friend and his bro and my bro threw a tennis ball at us and my bike went over the ball and i flew form my bike blah I was eight

I dont know but playing softball me and my friend were going for a fly ball and we crashed and her cleat went into me haha that was swift

another time playing soccer...I was playing goal and I didnt realize the size of the goal and dove to stop a shoot and dove head first into a goal post<~~~ hahaha funny

then me and this girl were going for a ball in soccer and slidding she spiked my with her cleats in my rib cage...and since it was a home game we had our home jerseys and i was like a nice brown/orangy blood color stained

what else? Im stupid and have bruises that randomly show up from hockey...like the one on my knee cept I actually knew what happeded

Blair85 · 07-12-2002, 12:51 AM

I've had some doozy injuries...I think I was 10 & I was riding my neighbor's bike down their hill & around here there's BIG hills. N e way, I couldn't get the brakes to work, the bike was an old bananna seat bike, & it wouldn't stop so I jumped off it & rolled down the hill & by 2 houses! I didn't get hurt, thank God I'm pretty tough!

Another time my mom had the freezer door open, & I ran right into it, & fell in the cat's water bowl.

OMG, and the worst injury (so far) is when I made one of my cats mad...& he almost ripped my hand off! My gosh that hurt, & I still have scars.

Ags2000 · 07-12-2002, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by hockeybabe528
another time playing soccer...I was playing goal and I didnt realize the size of the goal and dove to stop a shoot and dove head first into a goal post<~~~ hahaha funny

LOL I've done a few times. I knocked myself out in the championship game one year. LOL THAT was an interesting night. I remember NOTHING of it. I had a concussion.

Then there was the time that we (when I say we I mean my older sister came up with the idea and for some reason I agreed to it) decided it would be fun to run down the front door hallway and try to jump INTO the hanging clothes boxes that were sitting outside the front door. Can we say broken leg. LOL

One time, we were bored, so we decided to start climbing trees. As I was pulling myself up to another branch, it broke. LOL I fell and, once again, broke my leg. ( I did that alot growing up)

D

ks · 07-12-2002, 01:05 AM

Well, I'm often running into walls and doors and what not, so I'll leave all those incidents out. I couldn't recall them all anyway.

I almost broke my arm once when I was warming up pitching before a game and the third baseman was throwing the ball to first and hit me in the arm. (It hurt like heck)

I was standing still once and all the sudden fell backwards...I had on my skates and a helment. It left a lovely dent in my helmet.

I had some one jump out of a swing onto me. OUCH!

ks

Blair85 · 07-12-2002, 01:16 AM

I thought of another one...I fell sideways off the high-dive @ the pool, & almost hit the wall! I smacked the water really hard , & was bruised all on my side. Getting hurt sux!!!

Blair85 · 07-12-2002, 01:23 AM

I thought of another one...I fell sideways off the high-dive @ the pool, & almost hit the wall! I smacked the water really hard , & was bruised all on my side. Getting hurt sux!!!

Central Perk · 07-12-2002, 08:17 AM

Well One Time When I was like three I was walking around my house with my eyes closed and then when I opened them I walked straight into a wall.

Swimfan85 · 07-12-2002, 10:48 AM

alrighty alright...If you wanted me to recount all the times Ive fallen, in hockey I couldnt cuz I never go a game without falling (not like randomly falling, but like checked and stuff) but lets see this was bout 3 1/2 years ago and we had qualified for some state tourny and I play wing...and when we are playing defense my job is to cover "the point"(the defensemen on my side..) which is on my side and so the girl was taking a shot and I was blocking it and it almost hit right where(a place which could really really hurt)..it hit me on the inside thigh and I jus went down hard...that hurts

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 07-12-2002, 12:40 PM

Well, I run into walls and stub my toes a lot.

At my 7th birthday party. I was all excited when one of my friends came and i opened the door and then the door closed on my finger. Ripped my whole nail off.

I got a staple in my finger once.

My cousin ran over my foot with a Barbie Jeep.

Titania · 07-12-2002, 01:52 PM

well, right now i have a cut on my forehead that ive been *trying* to hide with concealer.....i got it from walking into a door.

in the past ive walked into the glass sliding door on my pool house and gotten bruised,
i walked into a rosebush and cut my leg up,

o, and once this wasnt an injury really- but has anyone else ever shut their hair in their locker and had to put their combination in again and open it to try to get un-stuck?

~cara~

Warm & Fuzzy · 07-12-2002, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by ks
Well, I'm often running into walls and doors and what not, so I'll leave all those incidents out. I couldn't recall them all anyway.

ks

Been there, DONE that, lol. :roflmao:

4 words:: Roller-blading in heavy traffic.

... It aint a smart thing to do, LOL. (But I do it anyway.

)

And um... bike riding up and down the stairs.

Swimfan85 · 07-12-2002, 02:05 PM

rollerblading down steep hills....and falling all the way down... enough said

Warm & Fuzzy · 07-12-2002, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by hockeybabe528
rollerblading down steep hills....and falling all the way down... enough said

LOL, I do that ALL the time when I go to LI, and look at me. ===//>>

KerriBerri687 · 07-12-2002, 03:42 PM

i walk into walls. thats how i broke my toe....

Mossopp · 07-12-2002, 04:02 PM

My most stupid injury?
I believe I have already told you all about the time I poured boiling water over my head.

07-11-2002, 11:18 PM	#1
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	Random Injuries...and Stupid ones have u ever gotten injured by doing something stupid....I have plenty of times TWICE NOT ONCE BUT TWICE in a hockey game I was in this tourny...when I was just starting and I had 2 breakaways and both times I crashed into the goal post....dont know how that is possible Im just accident prone like that (keep in mind this was a WHILE ago...lol) once I was riding down a hill with my friend and his bro and my bro threw a tennis ball at us and my bike went over the ball and i flew form my bike blah I was eight I dont know but playing softball me and my friend were going for a fly ball and we crashed and her cleat went into me haha that was swift another time playing soccer...I was playing goal and I didnt realize the size of the goal and dove to stop a shoot and dove head first into a goal post<~~~ hahaha funny then me and this girl were going for a ball in soccer and slidding she spiked my with her cleats in my rib cage...and since it was a home game we had our home jerseys and i was like a nice brown/orangy blood color stained what else? Im stupid and have bruises that randomly show up from hockey...like the one on my knee cept I actually knew what happeded

07-12-2002, 01:05 AM	#4
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	Well, I'm often running into walls and doors and what not, so I'll leave all those incidents out. I couldn't recall them all anyway. I almost broke my arm once when I was warming up pitching before a game and the third baseman was throwing the ball to first and hit me in the arm. (It hurt like heck) I was standing still once and all the sudden fell backwards...I had on my skates and a helment. It left a lovely dent in my helmet. I had some one jump out of a swing onto me. OUCH! ks
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07-12-2002, 01:52 PM	#10
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	well, right now i have a cut on my forehead that ive been trying to hide with concealer.....i got it from walking into a door. in the past ive walked into the glass sliding door on my pool house and gotten bruised, i walked into a rosebush and cut my leg up, o, and once this wasnt an injury really- but has anyone else ever shut their hair in their locker and had to put their combination in again and open it to try to get un-stuck? ~cara~
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07-12-2002, 03:42 PM	#14
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	i walk into walls. thats how i broke my toe....
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07-12-2002, 04:02 PM	#15
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	My most stupid injury? I believe I have already told you all about the time I poured boiling water over my head.
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07-12-2002, 12:51 AM	#2
Blair85 Emmaline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2000 Location: U.S. Posts: 1,076	I've had some doozy injuries...I think I was 10 & I was riding my neighbor's bike down their hill & around here there's BIG hills. N e way, I couldn't get the brakes to work, the bike was an old bananna seat bike, & it wouldn't stop so I jumped off it & rolled down the hill & by 2 houses! I didn't get hurt, thank God I'm pretty tough! Another time my mom had the freezer door open, & I ran right into it, & fell in the cat's water bowl. OMG, and the worst injury (so far) is when I made one of my cats mad...& he almost ripped my hand off! My gosh that hurt, & I still have scars.

07-12-2002, 01:16 AM	#5
Blair85 Emmaline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2000 Location: U.S. Posts: 1,076	I thought of another one...I fell sideways off the high-dive @ the pool, & almost hit the wall! I smacked the water really hard , & was bruised all on my side. Getting hurt sux!!!

07-12-2002, 01:23 AM	#6
Blair85 Emmaline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2000 Location: U.S. Posts: 1,076	I thought of another one...I fell sideways off the high-dive @ the pool, & almost hit the wall! I smacked the water really hard , & was bruised all on my side. Getting hurt sux!!!

07-12-2002, 08:17 AM	#7
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	Well One Time When I was like three I was walking around my house with my eyes closed and then when I opened them I walked straight into a wall.

07-12-2002, 10:48 AM	#8
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	alrighty alright...If you wanted me to recount all the times Ive fallen, in hockey I couldnt cuz I never go a game without falling (not like randomly falling, but like checked and stuff) but lets see this was bout 3 1/2 years ago and we had qualified for some state tourny and I play wing...and when we are playing defense my job is to cover "the point"(the defensemen on my side..) which is on my side and so the girl was taking a shot and I was blocking it and it almost hit right where(a place which could really really hurt)..it hit me on the inside thigh and I jus went down hard...that hurts

07-12-2002, 12:40 PM	#9
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	Well, I run into walls and stub my toes a lot. At my 7th birthday party. I was all excited when one of my friends came and i opened the door and then the door closed on my finger. Ripped my whole nail off. I got a staple in my finger once. My cousin ran over my foot with a Barbie Jeep.

07-12-2002, 02:05 PM	#12
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	rollerblading down steep hills....and falling all the way down... enough said