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jayman75 · 07-11-2002, 03:11 PM

I believe I found this on the master of all boards, the 1980s hit "The Facts of Life." So, whoever started it, I'm stealing it...

For humor... what would be some things that would never come out of the mouths of Rose, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia.

Blanche: You know, Dorothy, you are more attractive than me.

Rose: I can't believe the plutonium theory of relativity in conjunction with the supersonic matrices of interplanetary travel

Dorothy: Ma, I would never put you in Shady Pines.

Sophia: Rose, you are so smart and wise. Tell me more about St. Olaf!

Stan: I think I look better bald. What do you think, babe?

Some of those on the FOL board got a little crazy... but funny!!!! So, use your imaginations!! Be creative! Be mean!

jayman75 · 07-11-2002, 03:12 PM

double post -- my bad...

angel676 · 07-11-2002, 04:16 PM

Sophia: Shady Pines Dorothy!

Blanche: Dorothy, I need your advise on men.

Can't think of any for Dorothy and Rose off hand.

shocolah · 07-11-2002, 04:41 PM

Blanche: You mean you're going to sleep with him before you're legally wed? That's disgraceful!

Rose: I'm so glad I'm out of that d@mn one-horse town of St. Olaf...I don't know how I stood it all those years!

Dorothy: This grey hair has GOT to go....I'm going to the beauty shop and have it dyed blond!

Sophia: I miss Shady Pines! I wanna go back!

Czas na Zywiec · 07-12-2002, 02:00 AM

WARNING! DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!

Sophia: Stanley, I don't know how Dorothy could divorce you! You're great in the sack.

Blanche: Dorothy come over here. *Slaps rear end*

Rose: Oh Miles. I have a confession. I'm already married, but I want to still keep you, Arnie, Bob, Billy, John, Mark, etc.

Dorothy: Picture it. Brooklyn. 1967. I met my girlfriend Jean and we had sex.

Superbatboy · 07-12-2002, 03:18 AM

Rose: Dorothy you airhead

Blanche: You can't just sleep with him on the first date Rose

Dorothy: I have a problem and I need your Advice Rose

Sophia: I Love being old

~LadyJess~ · 07-12-2002, 01:13 PM

Blanche: What? I can't go out with two men in the same week, people will think I'm a slut.

Rose: Back in St. Olaf...ah screw it, that town was full of nuts anyway.

Dorothy: I'm going shopping at Saks.

Sophia: Let's go visit the nice people at Shady Pines

jayman75 · 07-12-2002, 05:03 PM

Blanche: Dorothy, I wish I had your New York charm.

Rose: So what if my father was a monk. I'd still marry that little Jewish midget!

Sophia: You know, Dorothy, I don't like that word "pussycat."

Dorothy: I think I'll wear heels tonight. It will give me some extra heighth.

FOLrocks1 · 07-13-2002, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
WARNING! DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!

Sophia: Stanley, I don't know how Dorothy could divorce you! You're great in the sack.

Blanche: Dorothy come over here. *Slaps rear end*

Rose: Oh Miles. I have a confession. I'm already married, but I want to still keep you, Arnie, Bob, Billy, John, Mark, etc.

Dorothy: Picture it. Brooklyn. 1967. I met my girlfriend Jean and we had sex.

LOL! Very funny!

neo123 · 07-17-2002, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Superbatboy
Rose: Dorothy you airhead

Blanche: You can't just sleep with him on the first date Rose

Dorothy: I have a problem and I need your Advice Rose

Sophia: I Love being old

LOL - Those are some AWESOME lines you would never hear them say.

Blanche - I believe I am getting fatter, and more wrinkled
Dorothy- I think beauty is more important than brains
Sophia- I miss the hell out of shady pines
Rose- I admit it - I am a moron
Stanley- Women,,,, not me, not ever babe!

Kristen · 07-17-2002, 11:39 PM

Here's my contribution.

Blanche:I'm not really 45, I'm actually 50.

Dorothy:Rose, please tell us more about St. Olaf!

Blanche:I have a date with handsome, rich, eligible man tonight, but I'm not that interested.

Kristen

jayman75 · 08-30-2002, 04:58 PM

Dorothy -- Here Ma -- A big-screen TV!

Blanche -- I think I'll just buy an inflatable doll and eat popsicles everyday

Sophia -- I made a man out of Julio Iglesias!

Rose -- Is it just me or has my hair not moved since 1968?

GoldenFamilyTies · 09-10-2002, 09:40 PM

bump.

SOAPDYNASTY · 09-11-2002, 02:13 AM

Kiss me fool

Georgia's on my Mind · 09-11-2002, 07:13 PM

Sophia: Dorothy, Let's watch Designing Women tonight...I love those sassy accents!

07-11-2002, 03:11 PM	#1
jayman75 I Love the 80s! Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 27, 2000 Location: THE GREAT UNITED STATES Posts: 3,809	*Things you would never* hear them say...** I believe I found this on the master of all boards, the 1980s hit "The Facts of Life." So, whoever started it, I'm stealing it... For humor... what would be some things that would never come out of the mouths of Rose, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia. Blanche: You know, Dorothy, you are more attractive than me. Rose: I can't believe the plutonium theory of relativity in conjunction with the supersonic matrices of interplanetary travel Dorothy: Ma, I would never put you in Shady Pines. Sophia: Rose, you are so smart and wise. Tell me more about St. Olaf! Stan: I think I look better bald. What do you think, babe? Some of those on the FOL board got a little crazy... but funny!!!! So, use your imaginations!! Be creative! Be mean!
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07-11-2002, 03:12 PM	#2
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07-12-2002, 03:18 AM	#6
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07-17-2002, 11:39 PM	#11
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Here's my contribution. Blanche:I'm not really 45, I'm actually 50. Dorothy:Rose, please tell us more about St. Olaf! Blanche:I have a date with handsome, rich, eligible man tonight, but I'm not that interested. Kristen
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07-11-2002, 04:16 PM	#3
angel676 Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 09, 2000 Location: Mansfield, Ohio Posts: 2,482	Sophia: Shady Pines Dorothy! Blanche: Dorothy, I need your advise on men. Can't think of any for Dorothy and Rose off hand.

07-11-2002, 04:41 PM	#4
shocolah Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 01, 2001 Posts: 546	Blanche: You mean you're going to sleep with him before you're legally wed? That's disgraceful! Rose: I'm so glad I'm out of that d@mn one-horse town of St. Olaf...I don't know how I stood it all those years! Dorothy: This grey hair has GOT to go....I'm going to the beauty shop and have it dyed blond! Sophia: I miss Shady Pines! I wanna go back!

07-12-2002, 02:00 AM	#5
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	WARNING! DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN! Sophia: Stanley, I don't know how Dorothy could divorce you! You're great in the sack. Blanche: Dorothy come over here. Slaps rear end Rose: Oh Miles. I have a confession. I'm already married, but I want to still keep you, Arnie, Bob, Billy, John, Mark, etc. Dorothy: Picture it. Brooklyn. 1967. I met my girlfriend Jean and we had sex.

07-12-2002, 05:03 PM	#8
jayman75 I Love the 80s! Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 27, 2000 Location: THE GREAT UNITED STATES Posts: 3,809	Blanche: Dorothy, I wish I had your New York charm. Rose: So what if my father was a monk. I'd still marry that little Jewish midget! Sophia: You know, Dorothy, I don't like that word "pussycat." Dorothy: I think I'll wear heels tonight. It will give me some extra heighth.

08-30-2002, 04:58 PM	#12
jayman75 I Love the 80s! Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 27, 2000 Location: THE GREAT UNITED STATES Posts: 3,809	Dorothy -- Here Ma -- A big-screen TV! Blanche -- I think I'll just buy an inflatable doll and eat popsicles everyday Sophia -- I made a man out of Julio Iglesias! Rose -- Is it just me or has my hair not moved since 1968?

09-10-2002, 09:40 PM	#13
GoldenFamilyTies Por siempre tú Senior Member Join Date: Jan 15, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 1,329	bump.

09-11-2002, 02:13 AM	#14
SOAPDYNASTY GIMME A BREAK Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 17, 2002 Location: RI Posts: 285	Kiss me fool

09-11-2002, 07:13 PM	#15
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	Sophia: Dorothy, Let's watch Designing Women tonight...I love those sassy accents!