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AllIWantIsYourClutch · 07-10-2002, 01:50 PM

ARGH! Okay so I was flipping through the channels last night around 1am and I saw George Clooney on Howard Stern. It was an old episode cuz he was still on ER. Some guy called in and he goes, "When you were on The Facts of Life, did you ever bang Tootie?" and George geos, "No, I was making my way through Jo." Howard didn't even know George was on FOL and he goes, "Oh were you that guy on the motorcycle?" and George goes, "No, I was kind of Jo's boyfriend." Then Howard goes, "Oh...I only watched that show to see their breasts develop."

GRR! SOME PEOPLE!

ABlairican Pie · 07-10-2002, 02:09 PM

I think my appreciation for George Clooney has gone out the window. "Banging Jo..." PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEZE... My appreciation for Howard Stern is now at -112 on a scale of 1 to 10. (that's a minus sign.)

Where does it end????

ABlairican Pie · 07-10-2002, 02:13 PM

Correction, "making his way through Jo." Same diff.

You know, Mr. Clooney, you DESERVE to have been fired from the Facts of Life.

Not that the girls weren't sexy and all, but SHEEEEEEEEEEESH,
how crass can you get?????

Mr. Stefani · 07-10-2002, 02:16 PM

he was kidding.

ks · 07-10-2002, 03:17 PM

Perhaps Mr. Stern and Mrs. Rivers should...should...'turn blue.'

Or 'blow it out their gucci bags,' whichever they prefer...

ks

JethroSimpson · 07-10-2002, 03:48 PM

It always really annoys me when these unfunny comedians think they have to make comments to make fun of sitcoms. I hate Howard Stern anyway.

Kay Scarpetta · 07-10-2002, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by ks
Perhaps Mr. Stern and Mrs. Rivers should...should...'turn blue.'

Martha Stewart too.

DarleneIllyria · 07-10-2002, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ks
Perhaps Mr. Stern and Mrs. Rivers should...should...'turn blue.'

Or 'blow it out their gucci bags,' whichever they prefer... [COLOR=BlueI'll second that comment. [/COLOR]

ks

I don't really like Stern or Rivers

ABlairican Pie · 07-10-2002, 09:40 PM

timmy087 said he was kidding. I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That old rascal Howard!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! I KNEW he was just putting us on when he said he watched the show just to "see their breasts develop"!!!!! That Howard!!!!!!!!!!

But seriously, if George Clooney was "working his way through Jo", as he put it, do you think Michael J. Fox had any objections--if he knew anything about it??

Mr. Stefani · 07-10-2002, 10:56 PM

George was refurring to his character, not himself(in real life).

ABlairican Pie · 07-10-2002, 11:09 PM

Who's Mrs. Rivers? Joan?

Czas na Zywiec · 07-11-2002, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by Tad Warner
Who's Mrs. Rivers? Joan?

The woman that called FOL "The Fats of Life"

DarleneIllyria · 07-11-2002, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

The woman that called FOL "The Fats of Life"

She really has a right to talk. I'm sorry, but when you are 67 years old like Joan- you just need to let Mother Nature run its course. She looks like one of those flying dinosaurs. How's it spelled? A pterdayctyl?

I know I have no right to talk either when it comes to looks, but at least I don't look like I'm about to swoop down and eat a person. *shrugs*

JoPol_wannabe · 07-11-2002, 09:45 AM

Joan Rivers is so annoying. If I'd have a chance to talk to Joan this is what I'd say like welcome to real life Joan people can't always be thin and nautraully beautiful like you, oops your not naturally beautiful you had to get plastic surgary to get those looks and you know what that still didn't help you ya freak you look like one of those evil monsters from the movie dark crystal and the facts of life girls are half the beauties you'd ever be.

ABlairican Pie · 07-11-2002, 01:14 PM

I thought people were referring to Joan Rivers, and I've known for years about her stupid "Fats of Life" comments, I just wasn't sure that when people mentioned her name in connection with Howard Stern, I thought people were referring to his sidekick Robin Quivers. I wasn't sure if people were mistaking her name.
So what the hell has Joanie Baby been doing all THIS time?? What
a piece of filth.

07-10-2002, 01:50 PM	#1
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	George Clooney....urgh ARGH! Okay so I was flipping through the channels last night around 1am and I saw George Clooney on Howard Stern. It was an old episode cuz he was still on ER. Some guy called in and he goes, "When you were on The Facts of Life, did you ever bang Tootie?" and George geos, "No, I was making my way through Jo." Howard didn't even know George was on FOL and he goes, "Oh were you that guy on the motorcycle?" and George goes, "No, I was kind of Jo's boyfriend." Then Howard goes, "Oh...I only watched that show to see their breasts develop." GRR! SOME PEOPLE!

07-10-2002, 02:09 PM	#2
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	re: George C. On Howard S. I think my appreciation for George Clooney has gone out the window. "Banging Jo..." PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEZE... My appreciation for Howard Stern is now at -112 on a scale of 1 to 10. (that's a minus sign.) Where does it end????

07-10-2002, 02:13 PM	#3
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	re: G.C. on H.S. correction Correction, "making his way through Jo." Same diff. You know, Mr. Clooney, you DESERVE to have been fired from the Facts of Life. Not that the girls weren't sexy and all, but SHEEEEEEEEEEESH, how crass can you get?????

07-10-2002, 03:17 PM	#5
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	Perhaps Mr. Stern and Mrs. Rivers should...should...'turn blue.' Or 'blow it out their gucci bags,' whichever they prefer... ks
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07-10-2002, 03:48 PM	#6
JethroSimpson Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 01, 2001 Location: England,UK Posts: 1,080	It always really annoys me when these unfunny comedians think they have to make comments to make fun of sitcoms. I hate Howard Stern anyway.
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07-10-2002, 02:16 PM	#4
Mr. Stefani Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Posts: 20,757	he was kidding.

07-10-2002, 09:40 PM	#9
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	re: George on Howard timmy087 said he was kidding. I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That old rascal Howard!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! I KNEW he was just putting us on when he said he watched the show just to "see their breasts develop"!!!!! That Howard!!!!!!!!!! But seriously, if George Clooney was "working his way through Jo", as he put it, do you think Michael J. Fox had any objections--if he knew anything about it??

07-10-2002, 10:56 PM	#10
Mr. Stefani Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Posts: 20,757	George was refurring to his character, not himself(in real life).

07-10-2002, 11:09 PM	#11
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	re: Rivers? Who's Mrs. Rivers? Joan?

07-11-2002, 09:45 AM	#14
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	Joan Rivers is so annoying. If I'd have a chance to talk to Joan this is what I'd say like welcome to real life Joan people can't always be thin and nautraully beautiful like you, oops your not naturally beautiful you had to get plastic surgary to get those looks and you know what that still didn't help you ya freak you look like one of those evil monsters from the movie dark crystal and the facts of life girls are half the beauties you'd ever be.

07-11-2002, 01:14 PM	#15
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	re: Joan's Rivers of Raw Sewage I thought people were referring to Joan Rivers, and I've known for years about her stupid "Fats of Life" comments, I just wasn't sure that when people mentioned her name in connection with Howard Stern, I thought people were referring to his sidekick Robin Quivers. I wasn't sure if people were mistaking her name. So what the hell has Joanie Baby been doing all THIS time?? What a piece of filth.