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Ohio8 · 02-11-2021, 10:56 PM

Barbara Jean: "Hey, hey! Who's ready to go to Teddy Bears on Ice?"

Brock: "So he's learning how to process fear. That's a good thing."

Kyra: "Dad's house is haunted."

Reba: "Wow! I've heard of people dyin' to sell their house, but..."

Barbara Jean: "Ghosts like to open drawers."

Reba: "Oh, Barbara Jean was born crazy, Brock. I can't take credit for God's work."

Jake: "People died in our house?!"
Reba: (looks at Barbara Jean)"...not yet."

Barbara Jean: "...I just can't live with an evil presence in my house."
Reba: "Then you shouldn't have married him."

JO Sweet Heart · 03-02-2021, 02:36 PM

Barbra Jean-"You're not the boss of me!"

Reba-"I know. If I was your boss, we'd be sleeping together by now!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 04-24-2021, 05:40 PM

Brock Hart:
[speaking of Barbra Jean and Brock's therapist who asked Reba out] You can't go out with him.

Reba:
Why not?

Brock Hart:
Barbra Jean likes him.

Reba:
What?

Brock Hart:
But she wouldn't steal anyone you like. [Reba looks at him] Anyone you like now, anyone you like now.

JO Sweet Heart · 04-24-2021, 11:29 PM

Reba-Van doesn't have to go to church and Brock can't go. Holy water burns.

Brock-I'm with Reba even though she's being mean to me.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 04-25-2021, 08:16 AM

Reba:
If Thanksgiving were a concert, the turkey would be Cher.

Barbra Jean:
So, you want to have Thanksgiving here, and you want Cher?

Reba:
That's right. I've got turkey, babe!

Ohio8 · 05-01-2021, 01:48 PM

(Last line of the series.)
Reba: "Barbra Jean's right. We got through it all, because we're survivors."

Ohio8 · 05-01-2021, 02:18 PM

(First line of the series.)
Reba: "Court mandated therapy..."

MA · 05-08-2021, 11:37 AM

Reba:
[when Kyra is helping cheer Barbra Jean up after she and Brock separate] You are a beautiful young woman.

Kyra:
Or maybe you just raised me right. That and I watch a lot of "7th Heaven".

Ohio8 · 05-15-2021, 06:08 PM

Jake: "Adults are so weird."

Jake: "We don't have a party for Dad when he pulls a tooth."

Van: (sarcastically)"I'm having a T-shirt printed up."

Van: (to Cheyenne)"It's baseball season, honey. I need to drink beer!"

Barbra Jean: "Lord, that's great coffee."

Cheyenne: "I have wonderful news: I'm an alcoholic!"

Van: "I'm havin' a beer."

Cheyenne: "The problem is not alcohol, the problem is Cheyenne."

MA · 05-19-2021, 07:29 AM

Barbra Jean:
Hey Kyra, how was school?

Kyra:
Good- but I really missed you today. [Hugs Barbra Jean]

Barbra Jean:
Oh. I know you want something... but this is one fiddle that says, "Play Me."

Ohio8 · 05-20-2021, 09:44 PM

Reba: "Alcohol... Good idea."

Reba: "Alcohol, and a lot of it."

MA · 05-21-2021, 06:38 AM

[Reba's found a bottle of vodka in Van and Cheyenne's closet and thinks it's Van's]

Van Montgomery:
[to Cheyenne, holding the bottle] Is this yours?

Cheyenne:
No! Why would it be mine?

Van Montgomery:
Well it's not mine, and if it's not yours, then our 3-year old has a MAJOR problem! Cheyenne... what's going on?

Ohio8 · 06-11-2021, 11:43 PM

Van: (to Reba)"If you take loyalty and ethics out of business, you know what you have?"
Reba: "Television network."

Van: "Stupid Google."

MA · 06-12-2021, 06:51 AM

Brock: Reba, I have to marry her!
Reba: Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.
Cheyenne: Dad! How could you!?

Ohio8 · 07-13-2021, 11:14 PM

Reba: "Four terrifyin' years in a row."

Van: "That's not funny; that just burns."

Cheyenne: "Mom, you do not want Van at your party."

Barbra Jean: "Halloween is evil."

Van: (to Frank)"Are you sure you're not gay?"

02-11-2021, 10:56 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Barbara Jean: "Hey, hey! Who's ready to go to Teddy Bears on Ice?" Brock: "So he's learning how to process fear. That's a good thing." Kyra: "Dad's house is haunted." Reba: "Wow! I've heard of people dyin' to sell their house, but..." Barbara Jean: "Ghosts like to open drawers." Reba: "Oh, Barbara Jean was born crazy, Brock. I can't take credit for God's work." Jake: "People died in our house?!" Reba: (looks at Barbara Jean)"...not yet." Barbara Jean: "...I just can't live with an evil presence in my house." Reba: "Then you shouldn't have married him."
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03-02-2021, 02:36 PM	#2
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,835	Barbra Jean-"You're not the boss of me!" Reba-"I know. If I was your boss, we'd be sleeping together by now!" God bless you always!!! Holly
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04-24-2021, 05:40 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Brock Hart: [speaking of Barbra Jean and Brock's therapist who asked Reba out] You can't go out with him. Reba: Why not? Brock Hart: Barbra Jean likes him. Reba: What? Brock Hart: But she wouldn't steal anyone you like. [Reba looks at him] Anyone you like now, anyone you like now.
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04-24-2021, 11:29 PM	#4
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,835	Reba-Van doesn't have to go to church and Brock can't go. Holy water burns. Brock-I'm with Reba even though she's being mean to me. God bless you always!!! Holly

04-25-2021, 08:16 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Reba: If Thanksgiving were a concert, the turkey would be Cher. Barbra Jean: So, you want to have Thanksgiving here, and you want Cher? Reba: That's right. I've got turkey, babe!

05-01-2021, 01:48 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(Last line of the series.) Reba: "Barbra Jean's right. We got through it all, because we're survivors."

05-01-2021, 02:18 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(First line of the series.) Reba: "Court mandated therapy..."

05-08-2021, 11:37 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Reba: [when Kyra is helping cheer Barbra Jean up after she and Brock separate] You are a beautiful young woman. Kyra: Or maybe you just raised me right. That and I watch a lot of "7th Heaven".

05-15-2021, 06:08 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Jake: "Adults are so weird." Jake: "We don't have a party for Dad when he pulls a tooth." Van: (sarcastically)"I'm having a T-shirt printed up." Van: (to Cheyenne)"It's baseball season, honey. I need to drink beer!" Barbra Jean: "Lord, that's great coffee." Cheyenne: "I have wonderful news: I'm an alcoholic!" Van: "I'm havin' a beer." Cheyenne: "The problem is not alcohol, the problem is Cheyenne."

05-19-2021, 07:29 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Barbra Jean: Hey Kyra, how was school? Kyra: Good- but I really missed you today. [Hugs Barbra Jean] Barbra Jean: Oh. I know you want something... but this is one fiddle that says, "Play Me."

05-20-2021, 09:44 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Reba: "Alcohol... Good idea." Reba: "Alcohol, and a lot of it."

05-21-2021, 06:38 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	[Reba's found a bottle of vodka in Van and Cheyenne's closet and thinks it's Van's] Van Montgomery: [to Cheyenne, holding the bottle] Is this yours? Cheyenne: No! Why would it be mine? Van Montgomery: Well it's not mine, and if it's not yours, then our 3-year old has a MAJOR problem! Cheyenne... what's going on?

06-11-2021, 11:43 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Van: (to Reba)"If you take loyalty and ethics out of business, you know what you have?" Reba: "Television network." Van: "Stupid Google."

06-12-2021, 06:51 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Brock: Reba, I have to marry her! Reba: Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god. Cheyenne: Dad! How could you!?

07-13-2021, 11:14 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Reba: "Four terrifyin' years in a row." Van: "That's not funny; that just burns." Cheyenne: "Mom, you do not want Van at your party." Barbra Jean: "Halloween is evil." Van: (to Frank)"Are you sure you're not gay?"