Mama's best one liners

[BestTVever]

Mama: You were never good at athletics
Vint: Oh, yeah, what about my volleyball ribbon
Mama: that was a fluke and you know it

From alien Marriage:
And what the hell is this bird doing here

From the Return of Leonard Oats:

Mama to Leonard: Do you know how it feels to got to bed every night with a broken heart.
Vint: Naomi is married to me, she does not have a broken heart
Mama: No but I sure do

From Supermarket:

Mama learning checking and the item does not scan
I guess these are free today

From "The Best policy"
Mama: if we die in an explosion, she's gonna get an extra 50 thousand

What are some of yours