A Honeymooners Inauguration Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph is watching the Inauguration on Ed's TV.)

Ralph: "That Joe Biden better do a better job running this country than Trump did. That Trump is a nut. What a braggart he is."

Ed: "Reminds me of someone that I know. He is..."

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"

Ed: "Can you imagine Joe Biden serving two terms of office at his age? I wouldn't blame him if he retired after serving two terms."

Ralph: "I got to agree."

Ed: "Just think of all the bad things Trump is responsible for in the eyes of some people."

Ralph: "He should be ashamed of himself. If I was President, that could be a life. Push a button, secretary comes in with my mail. Push a button, secretary gives me ice water. Push a button, secretary comes in with food that I ordered from Dominos."

Ed: "Who cares about the job? I would settle for those buttons."

Ralph: "That Joe Biden should do a great job as President. I would love to be at that Inauguration dinner."

Ed: "Sure you would Ralph. But think about the other people. You would eat all the food."

Ralph (yells): "OOOOOOOOH, YOU ARE A RIOT NORTON. A REAL RIOT."

Ed: "If I was elected President, I would invite all the New York City sewerworkers to the White House. They would add class to the place."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ed: "We can agree on one thing. This Inauguration has been great."

(They both sing a song about Inauguration.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)