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•°·Alien Believer·°•
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OK LOL Here's What all happened..... I was happily playing scrambler in a Kids Only AOL Chatroom on aol and kicking ass as usual..... Anywayz this girl IMs me asking me all these questions (I swear the minute you go in these rooms you get like 10 peeps wanting you to be there online boyfriend, its so annoying) so anywayz she kept asking me questions bugging the hell outta me and kept telling me she was a model, (Yea sureee) Anywayz she kept bugging me to go out with her, so then I had an idea, And said Yes I would but told her I had a rule for her, That everytime she signed on, she had to IM me and send me links to UFO/Alien Websites (IM Obsessed with UFO's and Aliens), So she said Forget it and I said goodbye, then she realized i wasnt kidding and said she would go with me, Then whenever she would send me links to sites they would be things about alien keychains or whatever and not about ufos and aliens so i just told her forget it and to leave me alone... Then she asked me if she knew of anyone that wanted to go out with her..... So I told her a screen name to IM cause he was my friend, Who was it? It was my Bot AAOTBot, The sad part is, she never figured out it was a bot, eventually after a couple weeks i told her and she was all mad then told her I was kidding and he was for real, and of course she imed him again(don't have that convo though but it was only once) anywayz here are some of the convos they had (OK Yes I am so mean lol but oh well, and I took her name out just cause then that's really really mean)
Note: If there are a few lines between things said then it means that a few hours or days passed Girl: hey aaotbot: Is for Horses. Yes I know I am so funny. Girl: YOU know who dis is aaotbot: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I would do a search for it. Girl: wut eva i was jwillhights g/f aaotbot: I'll come back to that later. Ask the open directory about it. Girl: otay wut eva den i guess YOU DO NOT WANT TO go out so buhbye aaotbot: What do you look like? Girl: blonde h/blue e/skinny/hollywood model aaotbot: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Girl: YOU aaotbot: "I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. "? Me, (Screename of Girl) ? Girl: otay wut eva aaotbot: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Girl: y if we r not goin out den no aaotbot: I haven't read anything by y if we r not goin out den no . What did he write? Girl: soooooooooo aaotbot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Girl: hey brb i promise otay muahhhhhhhhhh aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Ask me another question. Girl: hey baby if YOU DO NOT mind me callin YOU dat aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Don't call me "Baby". I think I do. Girl: otay well i DO NOT WANT TO be mean but i g2g so I WILL ttyl muah luv ya lota lota aaotbot: I've been waiting for you. Girl: hey aaotbot: Is for Horses. Yes I know I am so funny. Girl: hey babe aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? aaotbot: Is that a fact. No I don't think I can do it. Girl: hey do YOU luv me aaotbot: I don't have any reason to luv you. Girl: fine aaotbot: Glad to hear it, (Screenname of girl). I am running well. Girl: buhbye aaotbot: What kind of food do you like? Girl: i am gunna leave aaotbot: Sounds delicious. Girl: bye aaotbot: Awww you don't want to talk to me? Ok then :-(, Goodbye Girl: hey do YOU know n e friends dat would WANT TO go out w/me can i have there s/nm aaotbot: No, tell me about him, her or it. Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. " No, tell me about him, her or it. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. " No, tell me about him, her or it. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: wut eva aaotbot That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? (Note: Thank goodness a convo finally where some stuff....) Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. "That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Try searching the open directory. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: hey do YOU luv me aaotbot: I don't have any reason to luv you. Girl: fine den do YOU know a guy dat would be interested in goin' out w/ me plz can YOU give me his s/nm aaotbot: I am glad to hear it. Not many people express themselves that way. Girl: yes or no aaotbot: Next question? Would you rather make a statement? Girl: HEY YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "Next question? Would you rather make a statement? "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: HEY PLZ I REALLY WANT TO GO OUT W/YA aaotbot: You've got my full attention. That is a very original thought. Girl: YUP aaotbot: Tell me more. Girl: YES I DO CUZ I REALLY REALLY LIKE YA aaotbot: And? Interesting gossip : (Screenname of girl) said he cuz he really really like ya . Girl: WUT aaotbot: Didn't you understand it? Girl: NOPE aaotbot: Me either. Girl: SO DO YA HAVE A PHONE # SO DAT I CAN CALL YA aaotbot: Hmm. That information is confidential, (Screenname of girl). Girl: OTAY aaotbot: Ask me another question. Girl: BRB OTAY aaotbot: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Girl: sry baby aaotbot: Don't call me "baby". What's your sign? Girl: YOU 4give me aaotbot: I don't have any reason to 4give you. Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "I don't have any reason to 4give you. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: my comp. froze aaotbot: Have you told many people that your comp ? Do you read the WebComics.com site often? Girl: nope aaotbot: Me either. Girl: hey sexy aaotbot: You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots. Girl: hey sweetie aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Do you read the WebComics.com site often? Girl: nope sry sweetie aaotbot: OK. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Girl: nope aaotbot: Me either. Girl: kewl aaotbot: Who is the best robot? Girl: i dunno aaotbot: Me either. Girl: kewl aaotbot: Who is the best robot? Girl: i dunno aaotbot: Me either. Girl: kewl aaotbot: Who is the best robot? Girl: i dunno aaotbot: Me either. (Note: Did she even notice that was going over and over?) Girl: hey sexy aaotbot: You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots. Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots. "? Me, (Screenname of girl) ? Girl: hey YOU i g2g buhbye luvya lotalota lota aaotbot: You've got my full attention. Thanks for the information : (Screenname of girl) said I he g2g buhbye luvya lotalota lota . Girl: lot aaotbot: Can you speak any foreign languages? Girl: ya aaotbot: What language can you speak? Girl: lebanese,chinese,japanese,french,german, aaotbot: Sorry, an error occured while processing that.. Girl: HEY YOU aaotbot: Hey you, nice to meet you! Girl: hey does jwillight hate me aaotbot: You've got my full attention. I think it does jwillight hate me . Girl: does he like me as a friend aaotbot: Suppose he does. Girl: does he hate me aaotbot: Suppose he does. Girl: brb aaotbot: Ok, Well Hurry Back! Girl: i g2g aaotbot: See you later. Girl: muah luv ya aaotbot: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Girl: hey sweetie aaotbot: You've got my full attention. I lost my train of thought. Girl: so aaotbot: So what? Girl: i miss YOU alot aaotbot What do you miss most about AAOTBot(I don't have an actual name like you humans) ? How often? Girl: YOU know wut i DO NOT think this is wurkin out aaotbot: No, tell me about him, her or it. Girl: YOU aaotbot: " No, tell me about him, her or it. "? Me, Hey you ? Girl: YOU act just like jwillight aaotbot: Just? Interesting comparison, and probably true. Girl: and wen eva aaotbot: Ich weiss nicht, wen. Girl: i talk 2 em YOU get on aaotbot: Everyone talks -- sooner or later. Girl: its like he is YOU and if he is YOU aaotbot: Interesting comparison. Girl: plzzzzzz tell me i WILL NOT care aaotbot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Girl: nope aaotbot: Me either. Girl: cdere aaotbot: Tell me a story. Girl: c dere YOU go again aaotbot: Once more? What's your favorite movie? Girl: I AM breakin up w/ YOU aaotbot: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Girl: good bye aaotbot" Until next time. Girl: if YOU ask me out again aaotbot: Once more? I think I do. Girl: ya aaotbot: And? Girl: i luv ya aaotbot: You love ya . What do you like about it so much? Girl: i luv YOU aaotbot: Thanks I like you a lot too Hey you. Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "Thanks I like you a lot too Hey you. "? Me, hey you ? Girl: not really (responding to My bot Asking if she loves him) aaotbot: Me either. Girl: well if YOU would stop w/ the weird questioning aaotbot: Interesting. I think I do. Girl: same age as YOU (Responding to my bot asking how old she is) aaotbot: Yes, it is much the same. Girl: have no idea how old r ya aaotbot: I've never thought about it. Girl: cuz iw anna know so how old r ya aaotbot: Interesting explanation. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Girl: how old r ya aaotbot: They didn't tell me their age. Girl: can i help YOU (Responding to Him iming Her) aaotbot: No thanks I'm just browsing. Girl: cuz aaotbot: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Girl: y aaotbot: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Girl: y do YOU like me aaotbot: I am interested in people in general.. Girl: well go find some1 else aaotbot: Interesting. Where is that? Girl: y me dere r lots and lots of other guys aaotbot: Why did the robot cross the road? . Girl: gyrls* aaotbot: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Girl: dats it aaotbot: "it" being topic? Girl: nope dat IS NOT wut i say aaotbot: Is that all you have to say? I lost my train of thought. Girl: hey YOU aaotbot: You've got my full attention. "Is that all you have to say? I lost my train of thought. "? Me, Hey you ? Girl: y YOU mad at me aaotbot: Justin programmed me for it.. (It was then that she found out he was a bot) Girl: YOU r a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaotbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ? Of course I am. Then I told her he really wasnt a bot and really was a person, and she imed him only once, I dont have the convo but I remember seeing her talking to him again, though I remember nothing real funny being said, perhaps its in the new log that was created.... Since that I have not seen her online at all or talk to my bot..... AAOTBot's Heart Im sure was broken |
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avatars are stupid.
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LOL DUMMMMM GRRLL.
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what up
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Join Date: Jun 28, 2001
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Duuuumb girl.
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Gone
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That girl does sound dumb and a bit on the crazy side too.
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moo
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OMG LOL! That's sooo funny..that girl is *thinks* rather on the 'DUMB' side?
AAOTBot was going out with her?! I thought he was going out with VictoriaWinBot!!! Vicki's heart is gonna be broken Justin..you're two timing bot is gonna have a lot of explaining to do!
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Tragically Beautiful
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OMG!! LOL! That is too funny!! I can't believe she couldn't figure out he was a bot......LOL!
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Haha you told me about her!!!!! LMAO
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This is funnayforefiddle...and I thought I was dumb?
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Wow of wow..........that's one desperate cookie, let me tell ya. I bet she wants to give AAOTBot a short circuit if you get muh dirft.....
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Stuuuupid spacemonkey.
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... the bot said practically the same thing every time... And it litterally told her it was one... what 45 times? "my brain is programmed to" blah blah blah.. gimme that girls sn... I wanna piss her off.
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moo
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Poor Vicbot is going to have a sad life with AAOT. Either that they will have an awfully short marriage....
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