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Frank Gannucci · 12-21-2020, 07:09 AM

A Honeymooners XMas Eve:

(Ralph & Ed are on Ralph's bus. Ralph is assigned to drive people from Newark Liberty International Airport.)

Ralph: "Norton, you really didn't have to accompany me on this trip. Thank you."

Ed: "What are friends for Ralph-ie boy? Especially during this time of year."

Ralph: "I couldn't agree more."

Ed: "You should have seen what I gave Trixie's mother fro XMas. It was an organge juice squeezer. It's practical too. You squeeze the orange on Napolean's head and the juice squirts out of his ears."

Ralph: "That is great Norton. Here are my first group of passengers."

(They all board the bus.)

Ralph: "Look at all the snow Norton. I sure hope it's safe to drive. I sooo wish I was driving in Miami Beach. I heard that Miami Beach has got the greatest roads in the world."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph: "All aboard."

(They all board.)

(Many hours later, they are stranded on the George Washington Bridge. The bus breaks down.)

Ralph: "Norton, the bus broke down. I don't have any cell phones and if we did, how can people save us?"

Ed (yells): "HEY DOES ANYONE HAVE A CELL PHONE? MY BUDDY IS STRANDED ON XMAS EVE HERE."

Man (yells): "WHAT? YOU BETTER GET THIS BUS STARTED MAN. I AM MISSING MY FAMILY."

Ralph (yells): "I AM MISSING MY FAMILY TOO. I MISS MY MOTHER-IN-LAW...OKAY, MAYBE I DON'T MIND MISSING HER."

Ed (yells): "I GOT AN IDEA. I WORK IN THE SEWER. WHY DON'T WE ALL DISPERSE AND GO DOWN THE SEWER? I KNOW MY WAY AROUND TOWN DOWN THERE."

(They all shake their heads.)

Ed (yells): "COME ON, EVEN MY BUDDY CAN FIT THROUGH A MANHOLE."

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, DO YOU WANNA GET YOURS NORTON?"

(Meanwhile, at the Kramdens XMas party, everyone is watching the local news. They see Ralph's bus is stranded.)

Trixie: "Oh, I hope my Ed comes here. I want him here."

Alice: "Me too as well as Ralph. I would call him but apparantly his cell phone's battery died."

Alice's Mom: "Serves him right for not getting a good battery."

Alice: "What's going to happen?"

(To be continued.)

12-21-2020, 07:09 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,069	A Honeymooners XMas Eve: A Honeymooners XMas Eve: (Ralph & Ed are on Ralph's bus. Ralph is assigned to drive people from Newark Liberty International Airport.) Ralph: "Norton, you really didn't have to accompany me on this trip. Thank you." Ed: "What are friends for Ralph-ie boy? Especially during this time of year." Ralph: "I couldn't agree more." Ed: "You should have seen what I gave Trixie's mother fro XMas. It was an organge juice squeezer. It's practical too. You squeeze the orange on Napolean's head and the juice squirts out of his ears." Ralph: "That is great Norton. Here are my first group of passengers." (They all board the bus.) Ralph: "Look at all the snow Norton. I sure hope it's safe to drive. I sooo wish I was driving in Miami Beach. I heard that Miami Beach has got the greatest roads in the world." (Crowd cheers.) Ralph: "All aboard." (They all board.) (Many hours later, they are stranded on the George Washington Bridge. The bus breaks down.) Ralph: "Norton, the bus broke down. I don't have any cell phones and if we did, how can people save us?" Ed (yells): "HEY DOES ANYONE HAVE A CELL PHONE? MY BUDDY IS STRANDED ON XMAS EVE HERE." Man (yells): "WHAT? YOU BETTER GET THIS BUS STARTED MAN. I AM MISSING MY FAMILY." Ralph (yells): "I AM MISSING MY FAMILY TOO. I MISS MY MOTHER-IN-LAW...OKAY, MAYBE I DON'T MIND MISSING HER." Ed (yells): "I GOT AN IDEA. I WORK IN THE SEWER. WHY DON'T WE ALL DISPERSE AND GO DOWN THE SEWER? I KNOW MY WAY AROUND TOWN DOWN THERE." (They all shake their heads.) Ed (yells): "COME ON, EVEN MY BUDDY CAN FIT THROUGH A MANHOLE." Ralph (yells): "NORTON, DO YOU WANNA GET YOURS NORTON?" (Meanwhile, at the Kramdens XMas party, everyone is watching the local news. They see Ralph's bus is stranded.) Trixie: "Oh, I hope my Ed comes here. I want him here." Alice: "Me too as well as Ralph. I would call him but apparantly his cell phone's battery died." Alice's Mom: "Serves him right for not getting a good battery." Alice: "What's going to happen?" (To be continued.)