A Honeymooners Election Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are at the polls.)

Ralph: "I already know which candidate I am voting for."

Ed: "Me too."

Ralph: "That is the great thing here. Despite all that we are dealing with now, we can still vote."

Ed: "I agree. I am not too sure if I want to vote for a person who wants to be President for the rest of his life."

Ralph: "Me too. That is the great thing about this country. We can vote much like other countries. A lot of people say that our current President and his opponent are BUMS. They are both pretty unlikable."

Ed: "That is true. That is true."

Ralph: "They are also pretty old too. I wonder how much gas they have left in their tanks."

Ed: "Well, I know that YOU have a lot of gas..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT NORTON!"

Ed: "Okay. Now, it is time to go into the voting machines."

(They do. Since Ralph is so fat, he can't fit inside the booth. Ed laughs at Ralph's predictament.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

(A pause.)

Ralph (yells): "WHAT? I VOTED FOR THE WRONG PERSON FOR PRESIDENT. I NEED A SECOND CHANCE."

Man (yells): "TOO LATE. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, MR KRAMDEN."

Ed: "Think about this Ralph. Your vote can be the deciding factor that causes your guy to lose."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT NORTON! GET OUT NORTON!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Go vote and the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)