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AB · 10-27-2020, 03:33 PM

Post any quotes or lines from My Two Dads.

AB · 10-27-2020, 03:36 PM

Ed Klawicki: [after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] "Michael's got no scruples."

Judge Wilbur: "Joey's got wet scruples."

AB · 10-28-2020, 03:35 PM

Joey and the Judge:

AB · 10-29-2020, 02:36 PM

Cory & Joey:

MA · 10-31-2020, 09:50 AM

Michael Taylor:
[Michael is trying to get a date with a beautiful woman when Ed sits down beside him with a scorned look] Yes?

Ed Klawicki:
[accusingly] Don't 'yes' me, you tramp! Who is this woman?

Michael Taylor:
Wha... whatya mean? What?

Ed Klawicki:
I thought we had a commitment!

Michael Taylor:
[Ed's escorting him away] What are you talking...?

Ed Klawicki:
[to the woman] Love your hair.

Joey Harris:
[Michael realizes Joey put Ed up to it] No rules!

AB · 11-04-2020, 06:45 PM

Joey, Nicole & Michael:

AB · 11-04-2020, 06:52 PM

Michael:

MA · 11-07-2020, 04:02 PM

Ed Klawicki:
[after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] Michael's got no scruples.

Judge Margaret W. Wilbur:
Joey's got wet scruples.

AB · 01-26-2021, 06:12 PM

Marcia & Michael:

AB · 01-26-2021, 06:20 PM

Joey:

MA · 02-06-2021, 01:06 PM

Opening narration:

"This is me, Nicole Bradford.
This is my dad and this is my dad.
How did I get two dads? They inherited me.
One dad who's down to earth and one dad with his head in the clouds."

AB · 04-27-2021, 07:07 PM

Marcia & Joey:

MA · 04-29-2021, 03:17 PM

Judge Margaret W. Wilbur:
[Bull's carrying her around to protect her] Get your meathooks off me, you mutant.

AB · 05-27-2021, 06:32 PM

Joey:

MA · 05-28-2021, 12:11 PM

Nichole: Wasn't that Carrie?
Margaret: It's all I've got. I was really popular at school.

10-27-2020, 03:33 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	My Two Dads Quotes & Lines Post any quotes or lines from My Two Dads. Attached Images

10-28-2020, 03:35 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Joey and the Judge: Attached Images

10-29-2020, 02:36 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Cory & Joey: Attached Images

10-31-2020, 09:50 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Michael Taylor: [Michael is trying to get a date with a beautiful woman when Ed sits down beside him with a scorned look] Yes? Ed Klawicki: [accusingly] Don't 'yes' me, you tramp! Who is this woman? Michael Taylor: Wha... whatya mean? What? Ed Klawicki: I thought we had a commitment! Michael Taylor: [Ed's escorting him away] What are you talking...? Ed Klawicki: [to the woman] Love your hair. Joey Harris: [Michael realizes Joey put Ed up to it] No rules!
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11-04-2020, 06:45 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Joey, Nicole & Michael: Attached Images

10-27-2020, 03:36 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Ed Klawicki: [after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] "Michael's got no scruples." Judge Wilbur: "Joey's got wet scruples."

11-04-2020, 06:52 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Michael: Attached Images

11-07-2020, 04:02 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Ed Klawicki: [after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] Michael's got no scruples. Judge Margaret W. Wilbur: Joey's got wet scruples.

01-26-2021, 06:12 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Marcia & Michael: Attached Images

01-26-2021, 06:20 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Joey: Attached Images

02-06-2021, 01:06 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Opening narration: "This is me, Nicole Bradford. This is my dad and this is my dad. How did I get two dads? They inherited me. One dad who's down to earth and one dad with his head in the clouds."

04-27-2021, 07:07 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Marcia & Joey: Attached Images

04-29-2021, 03:17 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Judge Margaret W. Wilbur: [Bull's carrying her around to protect her] Get your meathooks off me, you mutant.

05-27-2021, 06:32 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Joey: Attached Images

05-28-2021, 12:11 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Nichole: Wasn't that Carrie? Margaret: It's all I've got. I was really popular at school.