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OH Nuts! · 10-24-2020, 04:31 PM

Kate Bradley is a
Really nice woman—runs The
Shady Rest Hotel

biffbronson · 11-10-2020, 04:08 PM

Bedloe back in town
With just one thing on his mind
Scrap the Cannonball!

OH Nuts! · 11-10-2020, 04:10 PM

Uncle Joe’s moving
Kind of slow at the Junction...
Petticoat Junction!

biffbronson · 11-10-2020, 05:25 PM

Shop at Sam Drucker's
How did his toupee turn green?
The pickle barrel

OH Nuts! · 11-10-2020, 05:45 PM

Homer Bedloe is
A very mean man who wants
To axe Cannonball

biffbronson · 11-11-2020, 07:01 AM

Orrin and Bobbie
A bride and a groom to be
Uncle Joe: Not thrilled

OH Nuts! · 11-11-2020, 09:08 AM

Dennis Hopper played
A beatnik who was a jerk
Shown up by Kate well.

biffbronson · 11-12-2020, 08:14 AM

"Steam, Cinders, and Smoke"
Pratt and Smoot would sing as well
Plenty of music

OH Nuts! · 11-12-2020, 08:39 AM

Lots of curves you bet
Even more when you get to
The hotel by Kate

biffbronson · 12-10-2020, 12:59 PM

Three female siblings
Billie, Bobbie, and Betty
Three colors of hair

OH Nuts! · 12-10-2020, 03:35 PM

Uncle Joe’s moving
Kind of slow. So Kate snaps his
Suspenders on porch.

biffbronson · 12-15-2020, 12:53 PM

Hooterville wedding
Who will be tying the knot?
Betty Jo and Steve

OH Nuts! · 12-18-2020, 03:49 PM

Come ride the little
Train that is rolling down the
Track to Kate’s hotel!

OH Nuts! · 12-21-2020, 04:18 PM

I must state that Kate
Is quite great! A really great
Mom to three nice girls.

biffbronson · 01-29-2021, 05:32 PM

Steve and Betty Jo
Where will they "feather their nest?"
The little cottage...!

10-24-2020, 04:31 PM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Petticoat Junction Haikus Kate Bradley is a Really nice woman—runs The Shady Rest Hotel

11-10-2020, 04:08 PM	#2
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,341	Bedloe back in town With just one thing on his mind Scrap the Cannonball!

11-10-2020, 04:10 PM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Uncle Joe’s moving Kind of slow at the Junction... Petticoat Junction!

11-10-2020, 05:25 PM	#4
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,341	Shop at Sam Drucker's How did his toupee turn green? The pickle barrel

11-10-2020, 05:45 PM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Homer Bedloe is A very mean man who wants To axe Cannonball

11-11-2020, 07:01 AM	#6
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,341	Orrin and Bobbie A bride and a groom to be Uncle Joe: Not thrilled

11-11-2020, 09:08 AM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Dennis Hopper played A beatnik who was a jerk Shown up by Kate well.

11-12-2020, 08:14 AM	#8
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,341	"Steam, Cinders, and Smoke" Pratt and Smoot would sing as well Plenty of music

11-12-2020, 08:39 AM	#9
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Lots of curves you bet Even more when you get to The hotel by Kate

12-10-2020, 12:59 PM	#10
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,341	Three female siblings Billie, Bobbie, and Betty Three colors of hair

12-10-2020, 03:35 PM	#11
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Uncle Joe’s moving Kind of slow. So Kate snaps his Suspenders on porch.

12-15-2020, 12:53 PM	#12
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,341	Hooterville wedding Who will be tying the knot? Betty Jo and Steve

12-18-2020, 03:49 PM	#13
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Come ride the little Train that is rolling down the Track to Kate’s hotel!

12-21-2020, 04:18 PM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	I must state that Kate Is quite great! A really great Mom to three nice girls.

01-29-2021, 05:32 PM	#15
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,341	Steve and Betty Jo Where will they "feather their nest?" The little cottage...!