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(Ralph picks up Ed on the bus and drives off.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, what a great game last night. It ended at 1a in the morning. I stayed up to watch the whole game even though I knew I was increasing the chances of me drowning on the job." Ralph: "I was so stired from listening to the game on the radio that when I went to bed, I went into the hallway thinking it was the bedroom and fell down the stairs." (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!" Ed: "Well now, the Yankees advanced and will face Tampa Bay in the playoffs for the first time." Ralph: "Yes. The game is going to take place in San Diego and not Tampa or New York. What a shame. I wanted New York to play a Floridain team just so they can play in the state that has Miami Beach." (Crowd cheers.) Ed: "Me too. Hopefully, they will play the Marlins in the World Series. Hey Derek Jeter manages the MArlins. How crazy is that?" Ralph: "That is going to be a real conflict on interest on Derek's part. Can't believe he is that old." Ed: "Yeah Ralph. But, you and I are old enough to be his father." (Ralph stops the bus.) Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT NORTON! RUDE CUSTOMER ON THE BUS." (Ed leaves.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.) |
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