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Frank Gannucci · 09-04-2020, 07:36 AM

(Ralph & Ed are setting up the barbeque grill inside the Gotham Bus Company locker room. Ralph has a chef's hat on.)

Ralph: "I'm telling you Norton. Those wives that we have must not be all that smart. They said that us having the barbeque grill inside is stupid due to gas emission laws. That's nuts."

Ed: "Yeah, why would we want to celebrate Labor Day by doing more work which is walking back and forth from the depot to outside."

Ralph: "What if it rains?"

Ed: "Yeah, although I love the rain. I work with water everyday on my job."

Ralph: "You certainly do Norton. Wait until I show my coworkers how smart I am by having this inside."

Ed: "Labor Day is the celebration of the working person."

Ralph: "You can say that again Norton. I am ready to eat all these hot dogs and burgers myself."

Ed: "I believe you."

Ralph: "Time to fire up the grill Norton."

(They do. They start cooking. Ed accidentally hits Ralph's hand with a hot skillet.)

Ralph (yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU STUPE?"

Ed: "Sorry Ralph. I hope that you didn't get 100th degree burns."

Ralph: "You will if you keep this up."

(Smoke fills the room. Teh smoke detector goes off. People come in like Joe Fenstablau and Freddie Muller.)

Freddie: "Ralph and Ed, are you nuts? You are cooking in here. What about the gas emission laws?"

Ed: "Those laws don't exist. This propane tank won't explode if I knock it off."

(Ed does. The tank explodes a little and gas fills the entire room. The fire department gets called. Mr. Marshall confronts Ralph."

Mr. Marshall: "Mr. Kramden, you're fired for being an idiot."

Ed: "Ralph, I just filmed this whole situation on my smart phone so we can prove to the girsl that they were right."

(Ralph chases after Ed. People try to break them up and calm them down.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. In case you are wondering that was a fake propane tank. I would have to be a BUM to bring a full one in here. Once again, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

09-04-2020, 07:36 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	A Honeymooners Labor Day: (Ralph & Ed are setting up the barbeque grill inside the Gotham Bus Company locker room. Ralph has a chef's hat on.) Ralph: "I'm telling you Norton. Those wives that we have must not be all that smart. They said that us having the barbeque grill inside is stupid due to gas emission laws. That's nuts." Ed: "Yeah, why would we want to celebrate Labor Day by doing more work which is walking back and forth from the depot to outside." Ralph: "What if it rains?" Ed: "Yeah, although I love the rain. I work with water everyday on my job." Ralph: "You certainly do Norton. Wait until I show my coworkers how smart I am by having this inside." Ed: "Labor Day is the celebration of the working person." Ralph: "You can say that again Norton. I am ready to eat all these hot dogs and burgers myself." Ed: "I believe you." Ralph: "Time to fire up the grill Norton." (They do. They start cooking. Ed accidentally hits Ralph's hand with a hot skillet.) Ralph (yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU STUPE?" Ed: "Sorry Ralph. I hope that you didn't get 100th degree burns." Ralph: "You will if you keep this up." (Smoke fills the room. Teh smoke detector goes off. People come in like Joe Fenstablau and Freddie Muller.) Freddie: "Ralph and Ed, are you nuts? You are cooking in here. What about the gas emission laws?" Ed: "Those laws don't exist. This propane tank won't explode if I knock it off." (Ed does. The tank explodes a little and gas fills the entire room. The fire department gets called. Mr. Marshall confronts Ralph." Mr. Marshall: "Mr. Kramden, you're fired for being an idiot." Ed: "Ralph, I just filmed this whole situation on my smart phone so we can prove to the girsl that they were right." (Ralph chases after Ed. People try to break them up and calm them down.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. In case you are wondering that was a fake propane tank. I would have to be a BUM to bring a full one in here. Once again, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.)