Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 1)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Toronto Raptors best the Brooklyn Nets 136-110.)

(Ralph and Ed are at the bowling alley.)

Ralph: “What a lousy game Norton. The Nets lost badly to the world champion Raptors.”

Ed: “I know Ralph. That was a horrible game. 136 pernts. That wasn’t a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ.”

Ralph: “The Nets best the odds by getting into the playoffs with a losing record.”

Ed: “Well, maybe they will make history by WINNING the NBA title with a losing regular season record.”

Ralph: “That would be something. A case of a team overcoming the odds much like I do every day.”

Ed: “Yeah, you are right Ralph. You beat the odds every time you enter a bus.”

Ralph: “Oooooh, you are going to get it Norton.”

Ed: “Well, the way the Nets played today. It should be expected.”

Ralph: “Why?”

Ed: “With the way, the Nets are playing, they shouldn’t go far.”

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT NORTON! GET OUT!”

(Ed leaves.)

(JACKIE walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)